Attorney Hand-Delivers Poop-Stained Check To OK Bar Association…

Unless they’re a friend or represented us in court, I’d say that most attorneys are awful, shitty people. I guess that explains why so many of them religiously read this website, and why others like local criminal defense attorney Mark Bailey (pictured above) use shit-stained checks to pay refunds to the Oklahoma Bar Association.

Via KFOR.com:

The Oklahoma Bar Association filing a complaint against attorney Mark Bailey…

According to the complaint, Bailey was bringing a refund check to O.B.A. for a previous client.

The complaint said, when Bailey took the check to O.B.A., he insisted it was given directly to a General Counsel staff member.

When the check was delivered, the complaint said the check had a “pinched indentation and there was a brown, damp smear across its front.”

The complaint said test results confirmed the substance on the check was fecal matter.

First of all, that sounds painful. Did he use a regular check to wipe his ass and pay the fine, or simply go with a soft, double-quilted one? Also, did he scribble the words “Hidey Ho!” across the memo line? That would have been funny.

For what it’s worth, Bailey is denying that he wiped his ass with the check. Here’s his excuse:

Bailey was instructed to bring a new check by the end of the day.

The complaint said Bailey and his paralegal went to the office of the General Counsel. It said “Bailey denied there was anything nefarious about the check.”

His paralegal said “the checkbook had fallen between Bailey’s car seats and that the brown substance was already smeared on the check at the time she filled it in for Bailey’s signature.”

Oh, well that explains it. There was human fecal matter between Bailey’s seat cushions. Just like the puddle of urine on his dashboard, that’s totally normal and explains everything. There’s nothing to see or smell here.

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16 Responses


  1. He looks rich enough (based on the expensive suit and silver temples) to afford a replacement check. The Bar Association doesn’t play.


    1. Sliver Temples is a sign of wealth? I must be perceived as a millionaire! 😉


      1. White privilege, silver temples privilege….all the same.


  2. A young girl goes to her doctor and asks, “Doc can a woman get pregnant from anal sex?” the doctor replies, “Well of course my dear. Where do you think lawyers come from?”
    ~Very old lawyer joke.


  3. That’s my preferred method for delivering checks to the OBA.


  4. Hey Patrick: I’m sending you the money, I owe you, in the form of a check. The brown is just from a peanut butter cup. I was enjoying a reeces PBC while writing.


  5. That’s it, it was just chocolate. After it had been through the lawyer.


  6. If there’s one profession that doesn’t require much education, it’s law.


  7. This is actually really funny. The general counsel will send their typical case file letter to the OBA to inform the OBA that although the attorneys behavior may seem inappropriate the General Counsel finds no misconduct. The General Counsel only addresses misconduct set forth in the rules of professional conduct found at Title 5 of the Oklahoma statutes. Unfortunately, sending a check with “fecal matter” on it does not fall within the jurisdiction of the General Counsel. However, if the fecal matter persists the OBA may hire a lawyer to possibly resolve the matter.
    The OBA will not be happy with the General Counsel if they are hoping to be disgruntled……


  8. Oh, what is the “test” they did on the substance? I’d hate to be that intern! DNA test it then throw the book at him.


  9. yet the state lab is behind by 800+ sexual assault kits


  10. I have an ongoing grievance against against an attorney of the Fellers Snider lawfirm, Doneen Douglas Jones, where I provided sufficient material evidence of the violations of the ORPC that she is guilty of, including where she committed a felony crime of Sham Legal Process, to which the OGC responded with the same response Johnny Lawdog is referring to.

    Of course she also had to have a legal malpractice attorney (Charles F Alden) Write a 179 page response to three very simple questions I asked in my grievances that required her to validate the lies that she’s told in court and to the General Counsel (she can’t, because they’re lies), that the office of the General Counsel refuses to provide me a copy of.

    I am one of three, all with multiple different witnesses, to file a grievance against Ms. Jones regarding her making false statements about people who’re not a party to the case that she is lying about us in… This is just a small glimpse of how the OGC aides and conceals attorney’s crimes…


  11. Same guy who was jailed for a road rage incident back in 2017.
    “…An Oklahoma City defense attorney accused of hitting a woman with his pickup in a road rage incident was arrested Wednesday.

    Mark Bailey, 48, was jailed on an assault and battery with a dangerous weapon complaint.”
    https://newsok.com/article/5534809/okc-defense-attorney-arrested-on-assault-complaint

    Hope the female paralegal washed her hands after filling out the check. Still works for him? Job must have great, really great benefits.


    1. Read the road rage incident – he seems like a real shithead!


    2. they need to start charging a few extra bucks for a filtered/airbrushed mugshot. dude looked rough…


  12. okc congrats!! the most scumbag lawyers per square mile!!lost ogle should do ongoing series on these bottom feeders okc lawyergets away with murder!! okc atty arrested in calli for weapons and drug dealing child beaters addicts perverts its all public record

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