At one time or another, we’ve all probably fantasized about being able to pull over a cop. Let’s be honest – it would be fun to turn the tables and one ask them the same rhetorical questions they ask you, like “Do you know how fast you were going?” or “Did you see that stop sign?” or “Why is there an open beer can in your cup holder?”
Of course, our common sense keeps us from doing something that stupid. Fortunately for those who like to live life vicariously through other people, Aaron Forbis does not have common sense. He was arrested in Tulsa on Monday night for posing as a police officer and trying to pull over another police officer.
Check out this Facebook post from the Tulsa police department:
Personally, I believe role-playing like this should be confined to the walls of a bedroom or a Dungeons and Dragons game. But, hey, live your truth. That being said, I do have some questions like…
What did he think was going to happen when he pulled over the officer? Was he going to write him a ticket? Arrest him? Make him recite the alphabet backwards to prove that no one other than psychopaths can do that shit?
Also, did he start the night out with the fake cop car before getting hammered? Or, and hear me out, did he get plastered, steal a light bar from another cop car, hook it up onto his Impala SS (or LS, we know it’s a touchy issue), and then start cruising? Either way, this man is an idiot Messiah.
We have answers to those questions. He pulled over the cop because he was driving too fast.