Let’s face it – Jenks is the ignored stepchild of Tulsa. Labeling the town as a suburb of Tulsa is sort of like pretending to let your child choose the vacation. When Trip Advisor’s number one attraction tells people to go to an aquarium, it’s not looking too promising. As it turns out though, Jenks has something to offer that most landlocked places don’t, like the opportunity to take a dip with one of the ocean’s most deadly creatures.
The Oklahoma Aquarium in Jenks is hosting the second annual “Dive with Bull Sharks” contest.
One diver will get to swim with the largest collection of bull sharks in the world, event organizers said.
The contest is held in association with Sharklahoma, a month-long celebration of sharks at the Oklahoma Aquarium in collaboration with the Jenks Chamber of Commerce.
I could only imagine that the event coordinators definitely didn’t think they would make it to the second run of this contest. If I’ve learned anything in my time with a casino, leave the table while you’re lucky. According to CBS, the bull shark is one of the five most dangerous, territorial sharks on the planet. Call it Sharklahoma all you want, this vicious slithery psychopaths in the water don’t fuck around.
The grand finale of Sharklahoma will give one contest winner the opportunity to swim with the sharks in the world-renowned tank. The winner will wear a 20-pound, $6,000 chain mail suit and a GoPro to swim alongside scuba-certified aquarium staff, officials said.
Because nothing says everything’s fine like preparing for the Battle of Helm’s Deep.
For the sake of upfront honesty, the article states that the entrants must be 18 years or older and certified scuba divers. What a bunch of chumps. If you’re going to dangle something so provocative in front of us, make it interesting. Give us a nervous, mid-life crisis Dad with the only aquatic experience he has is binge-watching shark week.
One more thing…
Contest is valid for U.S. citizens only.
Yes, because that’s what border control agents have always been afraid of- illegal immigrants sneaking into Oklahoma to swim with sharks.