Well here I am, alive. I survived the brutal, disorganized, opening day of OKC Cannabis Cup. I’m still uncertain whether my article warning you not to go was satirical or proof of my own clairvoyance.
To put it bluntly, the festival was shitty – very, very, VERY shitty. And dangerous. But don’t take my word for it.
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420 in the 405! A look at Day one of the first High Times #CannabisCup Oklahoma. ━━━━ Presented by @newleafmedicinals and @lotus_gold_dispensaries / @cbdplususa. 👑 – Special Thanks to our Premier Sponsors! @advancednutrientsofficial @bfok_rollingco / #Tb4uFarms / #Rt66Xtracts @craftcannabiscompany @dabnation @fireleafok @helix_extract @ivyleaguecannabisokc @whitemousseoklahoma … And Intake Partner @apcomed ━━━━ 🎬: @jesse_faatz and @nickcentore 🎶: Stealing Happy Hours by @311
Wait, what? Were we even at the same event? My hellish Cannabis Cup experience — and that of fellow attendees who flocked to social media to share their shock — was the opposite of that High Times video. Let’s start from the top…