Kanye West Qualifies for Oklahoma Presidential Ballot

In case you missed it, Kanye West has found his way onto the Oklahoma presidential ballot. Even though we were the first state to say people can vote for him, and despite the fact he still can’t decide if he’s actually running or not, he held his first campaign rally yesterday in South Carolina: From the […]

Jim Inhofe is still an idiot (#43,718)

It’s time for another edition of our wildly popular, long-running series “Jim Inhofe Is Still An Idiot!” This time around, as opposed to criticizing Senator Senile for his insane policy decisions, general hypocrisy and political corruption, we’re just going to shame him for still being one of those selfish, science-denying Covidiots who doesn’t care about […]

Indian Tacos In The Time of COVID-19

It’s been about five months since Oklahoma was diagnosed with Covid-19 and, almost as traumatic, it’s been even longer since I’ve had an Indian Taco that I didn’t personally make myself. While mine are merely okay, I’ve desperately missed the homespun camaraderie and homemade frybread from the various Indigenous fundraisers around town. Glory be, aiming […]

7 places Oklahomans should be banned from visiting

Since COVID-19 cases in the US and specifically Oklahoma are rising faster than a pan of cookies on Emily Sutton’s dashboard in July, many countries have flat-out banned us from visiting. Lately, multiple states have also started requiring Oklahomans to quarantine for 2 weeks upon arrival or face fines. While many Oklahomans, whether through argument […]