It’s time for another edition of our wildly popular, long-running series “Jim Inhofe Is Still An Idiot!”
This time around, as opposed to criticizing Senator Senile for his insane policy decisions, general hypocrisy and political corruption, we’re just going to shame him for still being one of those selfish, science-denying Covidiots who doesn’t care about the health and safety of the people he’s elected to represent.
Check out this photo someone shared on Facebook of the Senator buying strawberries with his wife at a grocery store near his Grand Lake home:
Yeah, that’s not surprising. Jim Inhofe is the type of guy who dives headfirst into toxic, algae-infested water that even his grandchildren are smart enough to avoid, so he’s obviously not going to follow the advice of health and safety experts and wear a facemask during a global pandemic. In his warped, polluted mind, doing something like that would show intelligence and sound decision-making, and therefore, is a totally weak, sissy thing to do.
If that irritates you, and makes you hate Senator Senile even more than you already do, I get it, but I’d encourage you to stay positive and think of this – If you had to pick one Oklahoman over the age of 80 to go to the grocery store and not wear a facemask, Jim Inhofe would be the guy. Like, we don’t want him to get sick or anything, but if he’s going to roll the dice like this, it’s okay for us to think about it… right?
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If there are any Grand Lake residents with a brain, they will find out which store and start a boycott if they let that old coot in again without a mask.
I recognize it. It’s Reasor’s in Langley. Last time I was there, about 1/3 of the customers were maskless. I hold my breath as I walk past them.
It would probably cause riots if the local store banned Maskholes. Reasor’s could make requiring masks (even for US Senators) corporate policy like Walmart did, which would take the heat off local management. That might work.
Graychin, they’d probably hold their breath if you walked by. But then the anonymity here protects you, unlike a silly porous, unsealed mask…
You do understand why we wear masks, don’t you? It is t is intended to trap droplets that are released when the wearer talks, coughs or sneezes. Asking everyone to wear cloth masks can help reduce the spread of the virus by people who have COVID-19 but don’t realize it.
Isn’t it grand that a Senator from Oklahoma can afford a lake retreat at Grand Lake? I wonder how many of Inhofes constituents can afford such a lavish lake lifestyle? Not me. I’ll vote for Abby Broyles, she works for Oklahomans!!!!
Greychin is just Louis in disguise, right? Go back to Russia Comrade Titzoff!
Louis is a better writer than I am. But I appreciate the compliment.
Louis might be less appreciative.
You just have to shake your head when the MAGAs try to defend a donald who is swearing by masks as of today.
Even stupid old made a C- on his cognitive test donald is smart enough to realize an actual Dr. might know a little more than he learned up till the time he mentally dropped out.
These MAGAs are becoming like the Japanese who refused to surrender 10 years after the war was over. Greed and a false sense of self worth just never go away.
Nope, too easy. He’s not the one I want not wearing a face mask in the grocery store because I know the other type of meatloafs he hangs with, such as Mullin the Plumber, et al.
Maskholes!
Not wearing a mask in public after having sat right behind Herman “Covid Postitve” Cain at the Tulsa CoronaFest a few short weeks ago! What a Complete Maskhole!
Oh well, he’s on his way out one way or another sooner rather than later
Vote Abbey 2020!
I voted for Abbey
INHOFE [talking like Karl from SLING BLADE]: Ummmmm. Reckon it’s time to git on over to the grocery store, mmmmmm-hmmmm.
HIS WIFE: Honey, the fridge and the cupboard is plumb full! We don’t need no vittles!
INHOFE: Ummmmmm. That-there COVID-19, that ain’t nothin’ but a hoax, ummmmmm-hmmmm. Gonna prove that, ummmm-hmmmm. Gonna git to the store, and not wear no mask. That way when I don’t die, I reckon everyone will know there ain’t no virus, ummmmm-hmmmm. Otherwise it woulda kilt me, ummmm–
WIFE [interrupting]: But honey, you’ve been brain dead for years! So even if’n your body don’t die, that still ain’t no real proof!
INHOFE: I reckon I ain’t thought of that, ummmmm-hmmmm.
WIFE: Honey, ‘CAUSE YOUR BRAIN IS DEAD, I TOLD YOU!
INHOFE: Ummmmmm. [picks up lawn mower blade, stares at wife in growing confusion, frustration, and anger. I reckon.]
This covidiot came to my neck of the woods to scream about the necessity of the border wall on the Rio Grande last year. I’m sorry as ex-pat Okie to say that as bad as we have it in Tejas with the zodiac killer, Trump’s brown-noser, aka Cornyn, but that idiotic wall may be better placed on the Red River to keep that jackass from ever showing his face down here again. I mean, we have more than our fair share of nitwits in Texas without senator snowball showing his stupid, unmasked face down here again.
Inhofe or Inbred, it’s all the same when You hang with Banjo Boy
(Cue music…..)
Once and for all we could do something about this senile, toxic fossil by sending Abby Broyles to replace him.
I sent Abby a few bucks. Hope lots of others will too. Her website is easy to find on The Google.
I am having my donation automatically withdrawn each month.
Go Abby Go!!!
Why is this knothead still getting re-elected?
Well, because Okies elect him.
But, apparently according to Graychin, if we can just get more of your general run-of-the-mill Okies to vote, he’ll get tossed out, and Trump will lose the state too.
Because there is some huge, silent majority of left-leaning Okies that haven’t been voting.
Yep.
He’d be correct. They’re called Centrists and they make up about 65% of both parties.
Graychins only flawed opinion was that anyone can convince the majority of Oklahomans to vote in their own best interest and not the best interest of Harold Hamm. Fox News is a literal machine.
Well, but, I think you just contradicted yourself in that short post. His “only flawed opinion was that anyone can convince the majority of Oklahomans to vote in their own best interest” is saying, unless I’ve lost the ability to understand English, that the majority of Okies will continue to vote for Inhofe and Trump.
It may be due to Fox News, it may be due to aliens beaming msgs into their heads, but aren’t you saying that it is flawed to think anyone is going to convince them otherwise?
So,….
I’m thoroughly convinced it’s because people who keep voting for Inhofe (and against their own economic interests) do it because their hatred and desire to subjugate women, PoC, and LGBTQ+ overrides things like earning a living wage, assurance of Social Security and Medicare for the future (we’ve been paying into it all our working lives. It’s not an “entitlement,” as conservatives like Inhofe proclaim).
They only recognise white cis-men as “real Americans” and everybody else–including people like me–as “the other.” I’m not an “other.” I’m an American, and an Oklahoman, and I’ve voted against Inhofe every election he’s ran in since the 1990s. I HATE the man. I want him gone. And when he’s gone, we need to get rid of Lankford too.
Absolutely this x1000. Education is a huge part of fixing this, if only the state would actually fund it. We’re a top-ten state in the lowest percentage of bachelor’s and beyond-bachelor’s degrees, and 7 states above the worst 10 in bachelor’s.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_educational_attainment
@BrianB — Yes indeed, and OK isn’t funding public education (including higher ed) adequately. Conservatives like an underinformed, undereducated populace, of course. But it doesn’t help when we’ve stopped teaching students how to be citizens. It doesn’t help when we’ve given up on the humanities and history and art and philosophy. All curriculum is important, but the heavy thinking stuff is being pushed aside in favour of teaching kids how to be good little unthinking worker drones. That’s not an indictment of STEM, but you can’t have the one without the other.
Did you just move to our wonderful State?
I would expect nothing less from this idiot. I did see him unmasked at Covidpalooza at the BOK.
This @$$ clown has been a member of Congress since I was an infant. I’m 34 years old now.
Before that, he served as Tulsa Mayor for six years and served ten years in the Oklahoma Legislature.
49 years in public service is more than enough. The man is 85 years old. Time to put the cranky bastard in retirement.
I voted for Abby Broyles in the primary. I’m voting for her again in November.
sure is funny how the maskholes don’t want their masks mandated, but they will fall over one another to abolish others liberties such as access to abortions.
Never expect consistency of beliefs from our friends on the right. It puts you at a huge disadvantage whenever you are discussing politics because you are expected to be coherent and logical, but they have no such expectations for themselves. Never assume good faith from a member of the GOP. You will get burned every single time.
He’d be correct. They’re called Centrists and they make up about 65% of both parties.
Graychins only flawed opinion was that anyone can convince the majority of Oklahomans to vote in their own best interest and not the best interest of Harold Hamm. Fox News is a literal machine.
“Centrists ” are nowhere near 65% of either party. Do you have a source for your statement?
Centrists are getting even rarer as politics becomes more polarized.
I don’t believe that facts and logic can convince anyone of anything. You’re wrong about that too.
Damn, Graychin, he’s trying to support your claim that low voter turnout is the reason Trump and Inhofe win this state. As I stated in the previous thread, that is nonsense; you could mandate that every single eligible Okie vote and those two would still sweep the results, probably by even greater numbers. You are arguing against your own previous statements, which you attacked me for doing.
There just aren’t enough people who vote like you (and, in general, me), and that is the reason Trump and Inhofe win this state.
Following your logic on this is making me dizzy.
Whoops, I should have referenced “Z” by “Z”, and not “he”. I know not whether Z be he or she or they or some combination of the above.
I suspect the brilliant plan laid out by a Lost Ogle reader some time back will have Inhofe running, crushing his opponent and being replaced by the newly reconstructed COVID improved Stitt with Inhofe’s only demand being that Stitt replace the doves in his annual dove slaughter fund raiser with protesters.
Before you say I’m crazy remember the State we live in and who our great leader is.