It’s time for another edition of our wildly popular, long-running series “Jim Inhofe Is Still An Idiot!”
This time around, as opposed to criticizing Senator Senile for his insane policy decisions, general hypocrisy and political corruption, we’re just going to shame him for still being one of those selfish, science-denying Covidiots who doesn’t care about the health and safety of the people he’s elected to represent.
Check out this photo someone shared on Facebook of the Senator buying strawberries with his wife at a grocery store near his Grand Lake home:
Yeah, that’s not surprising. Jim Inhofe is the type of guy who dives headfirst into toxic, algae-infested water that even his grandchildren are smart enough to avoid, so he’s obviously not going to follow the advice of health and safety experts and wear a facemask during a global pandemic. In his warped, polluted mind, doing something like that would show intelligence and sound decision-making, and therefore, is a totally weak, sissy thing to do.
If that irritates you, and makes you hate Senator Senile even more than you already do, I get it, but I’d encourage you to stay positive and think of this – If you had to pick one Oklahoman over the age of 80 to go to the grocery store and not wear a facemask, Jim Inhofe would be the guy. Like, we don’t want him to get sick or anything, but if he’s going to roll the dice like this, it’s okay for us to think about it… right?