Jim Inhofe is still an idiot (#49,718)

It’s time for another installment in our long-running series “Jim Inhofe Is Still An Idiot!”

In case you missed it, Senator Senile stayed on-brand this week when he – like thousands of other people experiencing a steep mental decline – had a cell phone conversation while on speakerphone at a busy restaurant. The only difference is that, as opposed to talking to his grandkids, Inhofe’s conversation took place with President of the United States, and was recorded by other restaurant patrons with their phones.

Holy shit. I guess we know what Beavis and Butthead will sound like when they’re at the nursing home watching the news in another 40 years.

Seriously, though, what an idiot! Say what you want about Trump, but if you get a call from the President while you’re out to eat, you chug the last of your wine, put down your fork, and take the phone call outside. Or, just send the call to voicemail. That’s what I would have done!

Anyway, the New York Times has more details about the conversation. The two old men were apparently discussing another alligator that Trump wants to throw into the swamp, and how they can keep Robert E. Lee’s name on a US military base, despite the fact that Robert E. Lee was a traitor who led a bloody military campaign against the US military.

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  1. I could see how someone from a state that had sent 1000’s of people into that war might contrive a notion of commemoration out of a southern general’s name, but why the hell would Oklahoma need this? Oh, right, all those names are for 20th (and now 21st) century attempts to revive Jim Crow and racist passion. Well, that is how Trump got elected. See the lovely Youtube video from Harrison, AR.

    1. I saw that video. It’s horrifying. It was like a time warp back to 1950s Alabama.

      In the words of Faulkner, the past isn’t dead. It isn’t even past.

  2. 95,000? Are we sure that’s absolutely correct? Or did he count each one individually in his head during a recent hallucination? Save your old grey panties girls the south will rise again!

  3. I’m not surprised that IMPOTUS referred to President Obama as a “terrorist.” I’m sure Senator Snowball was in agreement. It’s funny how IMPOTUS referred to 95,000 “retweets” as some form of affirmation. I wonder what percentage of those retweets were mocking him. But then again, IMPOTUS has to take what he can, given that economic growth has collapsed by 32.9%, over 150,000 U.S. citizens have died from covid-19 indicating his lack of leadership as IMPOTUS takes no responsibility, and the 4.5 million covid-19 cases in the U.S. I tell you, I am shocked, SHOCKED by these revelations….

    1. All irrelevant. The real question is are you winning yet and if you are winning are you getting sick and tired of winning yet?

  4. I almost sent a link to TLO yesterday showing a pic of maskless Inhofe breathing into the face of a fellow senator at a recent committee meeting. I didn’t – I figured it was dog-bites-man stuff.

    We’re a lot younger than Inhofe (isn’t everyone?), and my wife and I haven’t eaten in a restaurant since people in Oklahoma started getting sick with the virus. Back in April? You would think that Herman Cain and Louie Gohmert would be a wake-up call for these old codgers… who aren’t idiots.

    1. Which one would that be?

  5. The Good die young. The truly stupid and malignant live forever.

  6. Might as well suck it up buttercups. He is going to get elected again. For no other reason than the flakes can’t come up with ANYTHING better than Joseph?

    1. Meh, they could have resurrected Abraham Lincoln and Dwight Eisenhower, in their prime, nominated them, and you’d still be saying Trump is better. You people just sound so pathetic, almost as pathetic as Trump himself…almost.

    2. Keep fucking that chicken.

    3. When your Mother comes home at Noon and you don’t have the back yard mowed she’s going to ground you.

    4. “Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.”

      1. I think this one is easy for IMPOTUS to remember. All he has to do is think of the golden shower that was put on for him by the Russians as noted in the Steele manuscript.

      2. 93…

  7. INHOFE, talking to Trump on the phone: Hello? Can you hear me? Is this thing on?

    TRUMP: Hello? Who is this? Is this Snowball Boy? (turns to hapless assistant) Is this thing on?

    INHOFE (yelling into phone): Climate change is a hoax! I can prove it! (taps phone) Is this thing on, goddammit?!

    TRUMP: Jethro, let me ask you something: who’s the greatest president ever in the 900 year history of the USA? I’ll give you a hint: it’s me. Hey, Jethro? (turns to assistant) Why isn’t he answering me?

    INHOFE: Mr. President, if you’ll clear out a space in your asshole, I’d love to stick my nose up there!

    TRUMP: (turns to assistant) Did you hear that? He knows who’s boss! Pull your nose out and make room for Jethro…

  8. Well, Trump was the genius that insisted on a classified briefing in his Mara lago restaurant, and even had diners shine their cell phone lights on classified documents so he could see them better.

  9. It was not so long ago that we were hearing about a cellphone call between Trump at home and donor/diplomat Gordon Sondland at a restaurant in Ukraine about Ukraine investigating the Bidens. It was some of the evidence for impeachment. (The president of Ukraine “loves your ass.”)

    Fools don’t learn from their mistakes.

  10. 95 days. He’s gone & so is Robert E. Lee.

    1. My God, I hope you’re right. I would love to see Abby Broyles kick the senile bastard’s ass. BUT, never underestimate to power of Derplahomans.

    2. My half-optimistic prediction: Trump will be gone, but Inhofe will not. Oklahoma voters will keep sending him back to Washington until they carry him out feet first.

      The names of Lee and the other traitors on military bases will soon go the way of the Dixie flag – banished as symbols of white supremacy. And the Dixie flag has been banished during the Trump era with barely a tweet from the CIC.

  11. Jim’s the kinda guy who would support Trump’s demand elections be postponed until at Corona virus ends. Scary

  12. Anything that Inhofe says proves he’s an idiot.

  13. Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. As I recall, Hilary was also ahead in the polls, didn’t listen to Bill who told her to get to Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania right before the election. Now look what we’ve got. You cannot underestimate the passion and dedication the trumpers have. They will vote. Not sure about uncle Joe’s supporters.

    1. Uncle Joe? How old is donald? I realize if I count from Melmoneya’s age when she married the donald, somewhere between 12 and 14, to the present date we could get close but I’d like to be exact.

    2. During the campaign In 2008, Obama said that Hillary is “likable enough.” He was wrong. She was “meh” to most Democrats, and absolutely loathed by most Republicans. Too many Democrats didn’t care enough to vote at all. (Patrick?) After all, how bad could Trump be?

      Now we know. Expect Democrats to be fired up for the election, and Republicans to be wondering why there are more snakes than ever in the undrained Swamp.

  14. Sen. Dim Inhoff – “Hey listen everybody! I’m important and getting a call from the President of the United States!”

  15. You’re right about everything except Lee was not a “traitor”. I don’t think I need to explain a civil war to you.

    1. Lincoln tried to recruit him as a general to defend the union and he chose the confederacy=traitor.

      1. Jefferson Davis, Robert E. Lee and the more than 100 Confederate generals who also graduated from West Point swore to or affirmed an oath to protect and defend the United States from all enemies. (The wording changed a bit; the message did not.)

        Those who abandoned active duty to try to destroy our country were deserters. Those who had left active duty prior to the war were traitors – if the solemn oaths of southern gentlemen mean anything.

        I’ve never understood how so many folks flying the anti-American stars-and-bars battle flag of treason also act as if they are super-patriots. I guess my hypocrisies run in different directions.

  16. General comment: Don’t listen to polls. Polls are meaningless–2016 showed that.

    Register and vote.

    As for Jim Inhofe, I think my feelings are known. I make a monthly donation to Abby Broyles’ campaign. I would be proud to call her my Senator. I’d like to be able to say that just once in my life.

  17. Inhofe is a common thief. He purchased from me an airplane and asked me to fly it to Olive Branch Miss. From where he would pick it up. He asked me leave in it a portable radio which he would Fed-ex back to me the next day. That was 1993. Still waiting. Then he tore up the aircraft and called to threaten my mechanics license with an FAA inspector on the line unless I returned to him the purchase price. I told them both to pound sand. I am old and retired, so he cannot do anything to me. Everyone needs know what a scum-bag he is.

  18. Abby Broyles car today was struck by a hit-and-run driver. Thankfully she is home and resting.

    Does anyone know if Jim Inhofe has an alibi and witnesses for his whereabouts today?

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