Nude man in search of Fire Sauce arrested in OKC Taco Bell drive-thru

Here’s a little word of caution to all OKC metro residents – the next time you make a run for the border to grab 4th meal, make sure to put on some clothes before you head out the door.

A 61-year-old OKC man named Christopher Sale learned that the hard way on Saturday night when he cruised through the Taco Bell drive-thru on S. Meridian not once, but twice, while totally nude. Police were called and, well, The Smoking Gun has more details:

An Oklahoma man arrested Saturday night for going through a Taco Bell drive-thru naked told police that all his clothes were in the wash and that he was unaware such nude motoring was illegal, records show.

According to investigators, Christopher Sale, 61, “placed an order through the drive thru lane speaker” at a Taco Bell (seen above) about two miles from his Oklahoma City residence.

When Sale subsequently pulled his 2021 Ford Ranger to the drive-thru window to pay for his order, a 41-year-old female employee “looked into his vehicle and immediately noticed that he was completely naked,” according to a police report.

Despite Sale’s nudity, the Taco Bell worker accepted payment from him and gave him his food. However, the employee told police that she believed Sale then sought to extend the encounter by asking her to add a taco to his already completed order.

After receiving the extra taco, Sale “still did not leave and asked her for additional sauces,” which she provided. Sale then asked the Taco Bell worker for more napkins. He then pulled away in his pickup truck.

When I first saw this story, I thought it would be a good idea to hit up OKCPD for the mugshot and bodycam footage. But then I figured some things are better left to the imagination, and this story – kind of like Taco Bell’s secret ingredients – fits that bill.

That being said, you do have to give it up to Taco Bell employees here. Sure, they may not be the brightest folks, but just like a grizzled soldier, emergency room physician or State Fair janitor, they see more carnage in one weekend than most civilians do in their entire life. Whether your naked or clothed, high or drunk, or tweaking or twerking, they’re not going to judge you. They’ll provide the Mexican slop you crave at an affordable price and let you be on your way… just as long as don’t come back and try to take advantage of their kindness:

Sale immediately returned to the order speaker and “asked for even more sauces.” Both of the female victims said they believed Sale “wanted to continue the exposer incident.” A cop concurred, writing that, “Sale came to this restaurant naked with the intent of allowing himself to be seen naked especially his genital area.”

A patrolman responding to a 911 call about a naked Taco Bell customer found Sale in the drive-thru lane. He was still completely nude. A white bath towel, a cop noted, was on the vehicle’s passenger side floorboard.

But Sale immediately returned to the order speaker and “asked for even more sauces.” Both of the female victims said they believed Sale “wanted to continue the exposer incident.”

Yeah, this guy’s a nut. No offense to the Chalupa fans out there, but why would you go to Taco Bell when there’s a Taco Bueno just down the street? Sure, they also can be a bit stingy with their salsa, but it’s way better than whatever substance Taco Bell puts in those packets, and totally worth going to jail for.

Anyway, let’s wrap this up like a 7-layer burrito:

A patrolman responding to a 911 call about a naked Taco Bell customer found Sale in the drive-thru lane. He was still completely nude. A white bath towel, a cop noted, was on the vehicle’s passenger side floorboard.

While being detained around 9 PM, Sale reportedly claimed that, “I didn’t know it was against the law to drive naked.” He told a patrolman that “his clothes were all in the washer and he got hungry.”

While en route to jail, Sale “talked almost non-stop…about how unfair the situation was,” claiming that his genital area was “covered with a green towel the entire time.”

Charged with felony indecent exposure, Sale was booked into the Oklahoma County jail. He was released yesterday from custody after posting $2000 bond.

In all honesty, I had no clue that driving around naked was against the law either. How dare our government mandate we wear clothing! Let’s grab our guns and protest this oppression at the state capitol immediately. I’ll bring the sauce.

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21 Responses


  1. At least it wasn’t Louis…


  2. I think it’s not illegal to drive around naked if you aren’t being a mobile flasher like this creep. He could have put that towel in his lap while going through the drive-thru.

    But I don’t know that for sure and don’t plan to test it.


    1. But you would still have to get to and from your car, which would be illegal, assuming you’re not doffing your clothes once you get in your car, which seems even weirder.


    2. He was clearly sexually harrassing her by exposing himself & prolonging the encounter.


  3. Nekkid people? Uh, no. Clothes are like masks. We wear them not to protect ourselves to to protect others from seeing our pasty, flabby, cellulite pocked marked asses. The only 61 year old I’d be interested in seeing nekkid is Christy Brinkley.


  4. I never knew that Taco Bell served hotdogs. I’m sure the TB employee didn’t relish the encounter.


  5. Hey, Patrick, meself I’ll take Taco Bell over Bueno. When I ate at Taco Bueno recently, they had Fux News blaring on the dining area TV. No multiple televisions tuned to sports, cartoons, movies, etc., for a little variety. No. Just one goddamned TV showing the lyin’ fibbin’ bad-hair cheeto’s asshole wingnut oppressive propaganda machine.

    Of course, I asked about changing the channel. No way, workers told me. Corporate policy. Fux News only. All locations.

    Well….FUCK Taco Bueno’s shitty refucklican food and FUCK Fux News!!


    1. This deserves further investigation.


      1. Bueno probably uses Goya beans.


      2. I left an inquiry at the Taco Bueno website. I will report back if I hear from them.


    2. I don’t know, I’ve never been into a Taco Bueno that even has a tv, much less one that is tuned to FOX News. And a corporate policy from a national fast food chain to have televisions tuned to FOX News? I’m not calling BS yet, but I would have to go inside and check it out for myself before I accept it as fact.

      Oh, and food wise, Taco Bueno isn’t as good as it used to be, but a thousand times better than Taco Bell. It may be a little out of the way for some, but Taco Rico on Lincoln is a really great local option.


    3. I’ve been to MANY Taco Buenos and don’t recall a tv in any of them.


  6. And ANOTHER okie trumptard shows his intelligence level! Wonder which towel he had his gotta have pistol and maga hat hidden under!


  7. You’re *


  8. Patrick, I don’t appreciate your “brightest folks” comment. Thanks for hearing me out.


    1. Seconded! Really disrespectful of workers. Thinking low pay = low intelligence is certainly not very bright, either, but it is a lazy, mindless joke. Jesus, Patrick, they work a thankless job & risk their lives during a pandemic & this is how you do them?


  9. He ordered a taco so he’d have something to stick his “burrito” into.

    (You want extra sauce with that?)


  10. I’m confused on what’s abnormal anymore? Driving naked to get hot sauce or paying 75K per month to rent a house in the Hamptons? Personally the naked guy doesn’t raise the eyebrow anymore.
    TDE really has created two separate realities.


    1. CERN broke reality


  11. Two things:

    1. Patrick is right about Taco Bueno being far better than Taco Bell. Del Taco is better than both…..AND

    2. NEVER refer to Taco Bell as real Mexican food. EVER! Real Mexican food doesn’t include people driving up booty hole naked showing off their poquito burritos.


    1. I like Del Taco, but I don’t like their refried beans as well as Taco Bueno, I prefer mine to be so mashed that you can’t even tell that they used to be beans.

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