Cannibalistic Black Market Castrators Arrested In Eastern Oklahoma…

11:53 AM EDT on October 22, 2020

Here's a story from Oklahoma that even Joe Exotic would think is nuts!

Earlier this week, the happily married couple pictured above – Bobby Lee Allen, 53, and Thomas Evans Gates, 42 – were arrested after they botched a "surgical procedure" at their makeshift black-market castration clinic located in the backwoods of eastern Oklahoma.

That sentence, on its own, is enough to make this story a typical "Only in Oklahoma" classic, but as you know, we're in 2020, and nothing is typical anymore.

After interviewing the patient who voluntarily sought out the surgery, and following a search of the pair's property, authorities discovered that Allen and Gates – who apparently ran their clinic under the online name "The Eunuch Maker" – allegedly saved the discarded body parts (a.k.a. testicles) of their patients/victims in a deep freezer for possible human consumption.

Yeah, that's right. They would allegedly eat the discarded human testicles. In the eastern part of the state, I think they're called Kiamichi Oysters.

Here are some details via The Oklahoman_:

The 28-year-old victim had flown from Virginia to Dallas and then was driven to the cabin in southeast Oklahoma for the surgery, a sheriff's deputy reported in a court affidavit. The victim had made contact with Allen through a website while searching online about castrations and related terms...
The victim reported Allen claimed to have 15 years of experience and that he "videos the procedures for personal use," according to the affidavit. The victim also reported "Allen told him that the surgery wouldn't cost him anything."
The victim told investigators that Allen performed the removal Oct. 12 on a covered makeshift table at the residence and that Gates helped by handing over the surgical equipment, according to the affidavit. The victim said he was awake for the two-hour surgery after being injected "in the needed areas."
The victim "stated that after the surgery was over that Allen said that he was going to consume the parts and laughed and said that he was a cannibal," according to the affidavit. The victim also said that Allen then talked about "the time he worked on someone that he described to be crazy and that he left the male opened up to die overnight."...
He told medical personnel that the two men "tried to get him to participate in cannibalism," according to the affidavit.

In all fairness to Allen, what surgeon hasn't joked around with a patient and told them they're going to eat their body parts following a surgery? That's Bedside Manner 101!

"Okay, slowly count backward from 10. Also, would you prefer we sautee the gallbladder, or toss it in the slow cooker?"

If you want, you can read all the disturbing details about the case over at The Oklahoman.

But if you're really brave or bored, and don't want to wait for a Netflix documentary about them, you should check out Allen and Gates' totally public Facebook pages. Allen's has the most content.

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