Mark and Patricia McCloskey, glorified by right, are coming to OKC!

Here’s a cool local event for the heavily-armed “Get Off My Lawn” crowd.

We have learned that Mark and Patricia McCloskey – the nutjob attorneys from St. Louis who famously pointed firearms at protestors for marching by their gaudy mansion – are speaking at an OK GOP hosted event this Friday.

Dubbed “Mark and Patricia McCloskey, persecuted by the left, are coming to OKC!,” it gives local conservative, law-and-order types the opportunity to hear the very reliable, totally unbiased and 100% true story of what happened the night these Gran Tarino wannabes valiantly pointed their fancy weapons at a crowd of protestors who walked by their house.

Naturally, the event/rally is being held at a church, because that’s always the best venue to preach fabricated stories to the choir.

Here are the details via Event Brite:

The McCloskeys stood up to the mob, swallowed their fear, and defended their private property against an angry mob of hundreds. Their story is one of sheer courage that few people today possess. They were willing to give their lives for our most important right: The right to own and defend our private property. The left, the media, and the justice system in St Louis are persecuting and prosecuting them for their valor. Every American needs to hear their riveting and terrifying ordeal.

First of all, when did the right to own and defend our private property become our “most important right?” I know I’m not a white, wealthy, land and slave-owning founding father, but that seems extreme.

Also, to be clear, I don’t think anyone is persecuting these Gran Tarino wannabes for their “valor.” Right or wrong and regardless of intent, it does take some courage to stand on the front porch of your mansion and cowardly dangle weapons at a crowd of peaceful protestors while the world watches.

The event will feature a whos-who of local Republicans running for public office. They include:

Tommie Johnson III, the GOP candidate for Sheriff of Oklahoma County,

Brian Maughan Co Commissioner District 2

David Hooten County Clerk

Rick Warren County Court Clerk

Tentatively, an appearance by US Congressional Candidate Stephanie Bice.

Yep, Stephanie Bice is “tentative.” It probably depends on whether or not her husband finishes putting cream cheese on her morning bagel.

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43 Responses

  1. Isn’t Okc a little out of range for their ankle bracelets?

  2. Right off the bat, your level of “reporting” is comparable to that of OGE’s communications department’s response during the current weather debacle. I.e., non-existent. Those “protesters” did not simply “walk” by their property. They broke the gate that lead to their private walkways and trespassed, while those people were having dinner on their patio. I suppose Patrick would offer his house and wife up for grabs to these “peaceful” protesters. Is auntie right? Or course she is.

    1. Still repeating that tired lie? I think Auntie needs to up her meds. The gate was open and wasn’t broken by the protestors.

      1. Huh? “Photos provided by the McCloskeys’ attorney show the gate folded over after protesters left.” I’m not worried about the gate, you dummy. A large angry crowd trespassed onto their property. What would Woody do? Wanna go to Philly for a sandwich?

        1. Then why did you mention the gate? Oh, and they were on the street, not on their property. But, like all Trumpers, you don’t care about facts.

          And Woody would lead a protest and write a scathing song, like he did about Trump’s racist daddy.

          Old Man Trump

          “I suppose
          Old Man Trump knows
          Just how much
          Racial Hate
          He stirred up
          In the bloodpot of human hearts
          When he drawed
          That color line
          Here at his Beach Haven family project”

          1. Did you miss the quote I posted? Also, did the gate day it was private property/street? How about that Philly sammich?

            1. “The next question many are asking is whether the protesters were on private property by marching on a private street. According to the Central West End Security Initiative, the streets are not open to the public and anyone walking on them that does not live there, or visiting someone, is trespassing.”


              When is the next time we can march thru your backyard (if you even have one), Woody?

            2. If Woody doesn’t mind “As I went walking, I saw a sign there, And on the sign it said ‘No Trespassing ,’ But on the other side it didn’t say nothing, That side was made for you and me.”

            3. An election, an insane President along with a crew of grifters and Ifa wants to bitch about a gate at a protest? WTF?
              GOPers are a totally wasted lot.

    2. Trump voters are exactly the kind of people to scream at the poor OG&E customer service reps right after a disaster demanding to know when their power will be back. Wait your turn, Karen. They’re working round the clock so you can have your Fox News back.

      1. Can’t scream at someone you can’t get a hold of.

        1. They’re working as fast as they can. Quit tying up the phone lines and wait it out. I thought Trump voters were supposed to be self-reliant individualists.

          1. And you just proved that libs have zero sense of humor.

        2. LOL, Ifa on the phone: “My power is off” bawabawabawabawabawabawa……… No shit, moron.

  3. Clickbait.
    Use key words like “peaceful protesters” and pair them with words like “slave-owners, white male, and church” and watch the hits roll in.
    Especially effective right before the big ruse we call an “election”.
    Throw “Gran Torino” in there a couple of times misspelled for good measure. 🙄

  4. I’ve found a very effective method of dealing with events/people I don’t agree with.

    I don’t attend the event.

    1. Another effective measure is to contact the sponsor of the event to express your disapproval.

      A while back, a grocery chain promoted a “patriotic” 4th of July event featuring odious right-wing liar and scofflaw Oliver North. To my knowledge, that chain has never promoted a similar right-wing “patriotic” event. Mission accomplished.

      I won’t be bothering to contact the Oklahoma County Republican Party about inviting these poor persecuted souls to speak. I don’t think the GOP would care what I think, because I don’t shop for whatever it is that they sell. (How much are the McCloskey’s being paid from donors’ contributions?)

      Oklahoma County voters: it sounded like you had two pretty good candidates for County Sheriff, but one of them (Tommie Johnson III) just eliminated himself by supporting these racist assholes. Now the clear choice for you is OKC police officer Wayland Cubit.

      I have no idea why county clerks and court clerks should be chosen based on their partisan affiliations and support for St. Louis gun nuts, but that’s 2020 Oklahoma politics for you.

      1. A white lib just called a black man racist? Well, your hero “big guy” sure had some choice words for black Trump supporters. Can’t make this up. Were you aware that McCloskey is a lawyer that represented plenty of black people, by the way? Such a racist…

        1. Read again. I didn’t call anyone racist except the McCloskeys.

          1. “…but one of them (Tommie Johnson III) just eliminated himself by supporting these racist assholes.”

            You just called a black man a racist supporter. Explain how that is not calling him a racist as well. I’ll be waiting.

  5. I’ve heard she’s a pistol but his gun is a substitute for something else that is missing.

  6. Every time I see that picture I can’t help but think he looks like Albert Brooks and she looks like Brett Butler. Or maybe Iggy Pop with a blonde wig.

  7. Bet these patriotic folk are not delivering the speech as a charitable act. Red blooded MAGA fans milk notoriety for all its worth.

    1. Seems like there’s a MAGA sucker born every minute.

  8. It seems that all the conservative heroes are fucking scumbags

    1. Your IQ is showing by your lack of proper vocabulary.

      1. Like Trumps?

        1. “Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.” – Dementia J. Trump

  9. Only Oklahoma would invite deplorables like this to come visit. Oh wait, the biggest deplorable of all — trump — invited them to his RNC party. Someone will have to loan them guns when they visit, state of Missouri has theirs locked up.

    Auntie, sit tight — it’s about time for med rounds at the home.

    1. Auntie never listens to blondes. Served her well so far.

      1. So you don’t listen to Trump.

    2. Sadly, Oklahoma isn’t the only place that honors deplorables like these. But no doubt we’re in the Top Ten! Imagine that!

      Guns, racism, and gated elitism. A Trump trifecta!

      1. Unfortunately, these gun-totin city slickers are heroes to the conservative derplahoman’s

  10. Or Princess Ivanka?

  11. Those two looked about as comfortable holding weapons as Trump did holding a Bible. I suppose all the neighbors thanked them afterward for saving the enclave from the rabble.

    1. No one was going to get shot. If you look at him it appears he’s still trying to figure out if her safety is on or off?

  12. Worshiping guns in church while super-spreading COVID…that about sums it up for the phony MAGAt evangelical conservatives…the very same evangelical social conservatives who started up and run the KKK. It time for OKC to stage another make believe black mass….just to PISS THEM OFF AGAIN!

  13. The best line in all of this is, if Bice’s husband can finish putting cream cheese on his bagel! 😂😂😂😂

  14. So much as I despise these types, it’s always good when they reveal themselves in the public eye so I can identify people I never want to associate with in my life: The McCloskeys, their fan, the lady who brought them to town, and especially her church. I’ve seen them organizing GOP meetings at that church on the Nextdoor app, where I assume they mobilize their ratfucking strategies and general shitbaggery. We loathe them and they’ve truly earned it.

    1. Speaking of protests, soon we should be all calling any Rep we can to call for the reinstatement of the “Johnson Amendment.” That’s what let these moron preachers loose on the public.

  15. There will be a requirement to wear masks and social distance. All will be required to provide contact information in case of infections. Just kidding.

  16. They are derps.

  17. It’s these far right extremists
    that made me quit the republican party and become an independent.

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