Happy Cyber Monday, ya’ll! For many of us, the pandemic may have put a damper on holiday travel plans and in-person Black Friday door-busters this year. But unless your McAfee anti-virus program is out-of-date, no virus can stand in the way of Oklahomans browsing through an online store. In fact, here are 7 Cyber Monday deals for your favorite Oklahoman!
1. Oil Painting of the Bricktown Canal
For just four easy payments of $62.50, you too can gift an oil painting of the Bricktown Canal this holiday season. This gift is perfect for the special woman in your life whose last night of freedom was spent projectile vomiting into the greenish waters of the canal during her bachelorette party or Steve Lackmeyer.
2. Griffin’s Wild Elderberry Jelly
You may call me crazy. But when put up against a novelty trout bottle opener, a holiday-scented Yankee candle, and two lottery tickets, a jar of Griffin’s Wild Elderberry Jelly will be the hottest gift in the Dirty Santa exchange.
3. Gift Card to Patricia’s
Just because Christmas comes once per year, it doesn’t mean your loved ones have to…
4. Steven Adams Thunder Jersey
Right now on the NBA official website, these jerseys are like 30% off for some reason. Just say you bought their gift months ago, so they have no indication of your frugality.
5. COVID-19 Rapid Test Appointment
Much like the TurboMan action figure Arnold Schwarzenegger was chasing in the 1996 classic, “Jingle All the Way,” COVID-19 rapid tests are the most sought-after and elusive gift you can give your loved one this holiday season. And based on our skyrocketing COVID-19 rate, these easily-made-online appointments are probably the most needed, too.
6. Cameo from Jesse Jane
For only $25 you can request Oklahoma’s very own Jesse Jane to send your loved one a personalized message via Cameo. Talk about getting someone a wet dream gift.
7. TLO Membership
The TLO archive is full of gems. For $5 you can get a loved one endless access to the TLO archive for an entire month. Hell, for only $19.99, not only do you get archive access and a collectible pin, but you also get a whole-ass certificate acknowledging partial-ass ownership of TLO founder Patrick’s soul. Just try to find a cheaper soul this Cyber Monday.