Stitt appoints “Hot Wife Chloe” guy as new General Counsel

Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt has added to his crack legal team!

On New Year’s Eve – the best day of the year to dump news you’d rather people not see – Kevin Stitt announced he hired our old pal Jason Reese as his new general counsel.

In case you forgot, we made Jason internet famous back in 2017 when we discovered he included a porn video titled “HotWife Chloe Needs To Be Punished” on a campaign expense report back when he ran for a seat in the Oklahoma legislature. Remember that:

Our story was picked up by the legitimate local media and AP, and before Jason could close his laptop, he had an embarrassing, sticky mess on his hands. He quickly blamed his kinky accountant and chalked it up to a copy and paste error – and I kind of believe him – but he still shouldn’t have let the mistake slip through the cracks. It showed that he’s mistake-prone and doesn’t pay attention to important details – two important traits Stitt was probably looking for a new general counsel.

Here’s what Stitt said about the news:

 “I look forward to welcoming Jason Reese as my new general counsel. Jason is a longtime litigator and former Oklahoma House of Representatives attorney with more than 15 years of experience, so he’ll bring a robust understanding of law and policy to the office. He will serve my administration well as we continue to work toward becoming a Top Ten state.”  

Yeah. He’ll work hard in making Oklahoma a Top Ten state… in hot wives that need to be punished.

Obviously, there are a couple of ways to interpret this news…

1. The only person who is desperate enough to take the job as Stitt’s chief legal counsel is a guy who listed on an online porn video in an expense report, or…

2. The only person who is desperate enough to hire a guy who listed on an online porn video in an expense report is Governor Kevin Stitt.

Seriously, I wonder if it was brought up towards the end of the job interview…

“As your legal counsel, governor, I will employ a variety of different legal tactics and maneuvers to fully punish and bring down our state’s teachers, Native American tribes and government agencies. They won’t know what hit them!

“That’s great, Jason. I have one more question before we wrap things up and pray. Can you please explain this “Hot Wife Chloe Needs To Be Punished” video that you included on an expense report in 2017.”

“Yes, Governor Stitt. It was an embarrassing situation. My accountant, while copying and pasting credit card processing fee expenses, accidentally pasted the name of some Internet pornography he was searching for while, um, taking a break. He took full responsibility and resigned.”

“Yeah-yeah-yeah. But tell me about the video? How was she punished? Is it still online?”