Crazy Carol Hefner now DMing random Facebook commenters!

Yesterday afternoon, when news came out that President Joe Biden was making the predictably partisan move to halt construction of the divisive and controversial Keystone Pipeline, our local congressional delegation's PR flack machine was fully armed and ready to pounce with their tried, true, and incredibly tired talking points.

For example:

Wow. Reading that kind of felt like watching some streaming show from the early parts of last decade, only not as enjoyable. It's nice to see our society return so fast to its old toxic levels of distorted partisan political rhetoric before the next Civil War.

Inhofe's post got the attention of a local woman by the name of Ambia Cail. The self-described “Martha Stewart wannabe” fired off this comment to let Senator Senile know how she feels:

By Facebook comment standards, that's a pretty fair and, overall, benign comment. In fact, I'd say it's a viewpoint shared by a majority of Oklahomans on both sides of the political aisle. You only have to go through five or ten or twenty oil busts to know that having an economy totally dependant on extracting a currently over-supplied natural resource that, oh by the way, is contributing to the environmental destruction of our planet, probably isn't the best economic plan. It's good to have multiple industries and sectors supplying jobs to your state.

Well, that is unless you're an insane partisan racist troll lizard who lives in an alternate world where sanity, reality and brain cells don't exist. You know, a world populated with people like deranged OKC Socialite Crazy Carol Hefner.

Not too long after Ambia left her comment, she received an unsolicited DM from Carol – someone she claims to have never met or interacted with – to “educate” her on the importance of oil in our world. Because Ambia is awesome, she sent the hilarious conversation our way.

Check out this insanity on display:

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