Time to move on to our final region of the first round of Ogle Madness XIII. This morning's upper bracket will be played out in Ponca City with a lot of big names, including three whole Ogles. This one is sure to be a barn-burner.
Here's who will be duking it out:
(1) Abigail Ogle vs (16) Epic Charter Schools (8) OG&E vs (9) Hobby Lobby (4) Kevin Stitt vs (13) Bella Coquette Vixen (5) Ogle Brothers vs (12) Scissortail Park
(1) Abigail Ogle
Who: The Ogle Matriarch Who Shall Rule The World Someday
Biggest Strength: Can defeat any Twitter or Facebook troll with the ease of a Gary England quip
Biggest Weakness: She has to share a surname with this website
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(16) Epic Charter Schools
Who: Scammy virtual charter school the syphons money away from legit public schools
Biggest Strength: Making millionaires out of the school's founders
Biggest Weakness: Educating students
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(8) OG&E
Who: Oklahoma's largest electric provider
Biggest Strength: They can charge what they like and fuck up constantly with no consequences
Biggest Weakness: Clearing trees from powerlines
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(9) Hobby Lobby
Who: Ultra-conservative Christian craft chain store