We're moving along to the Southeast this afternoon. The only upset in this bracket was snow beating out ice, but that one was kinda a no-brainer. Here's your match-ups:
(1) Marla Morgan vs (8) Eskimo Joe's (4) Lincoln Riley vs (5) Medical Marijuana (3) Olivia Munn vs (6) Jabee (2) Kelsey Kernstine vs (10) Snowpocalypse 2021
(1) Marla Morgan
Last Round: Defeated (16) ImageNet Consulting 474 (82%) to 103 (18%)
Who: A brave, elegant nurse, and a former Ogle Madness champion
Biggest Strength: Sending TLO cougar pics
Biggest Weakness: She can’t convince her husband into wearing sensible ties
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(8) Eskimo Joe's
Last Round: Defeated (9) Swadley's BBQ 370 (64%) to 208 (36%)
Who: A restaurant from Stillwater that makes hamburgers and cheese fries
Biggest Strength: Selling branded t-shirts and plastic trophy cups
Biggest Weakness: Their mascot has some intense racist energy
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(4) Lincoln Riley
Last Round: Defeated (13) Jeff Lowe 414 (72%) - 164 (28%)
Who: Head coach of the OU Sooners football team
Biggest Strength: Coaching QBs
Biggest Weakness: He’s got the hairline of a 40-year-old British techno DJ
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(5) Medical Marijuana
Last Round: Defeated (12) Steve Lackmeyer 360 (62%) to 225 (38%)
Who: The booming new industry that lets us get the dank without going to some guy’s house that smells like cat pee and makes us listen to reggae
Biggest Strength: It’s legal weed, and the quality can be incredible now