The Madness continues, and we're working our way down to the Midwest. My absolute favorite thing about this round is seeing Kevin Stitt bottom out in the first round. I hope he drowns his sorrows in a nice well-done steak for Meat Week.
Here are your players:
(1) Abigail Ogle vs (8) OG&E (12) Scissortail Park vs (13) Bella Coquette Vixen (3) Garth Brooks vs (6) Damon Lane (2) OKC Cock Ring vs (10) Milk Bottle Building
(1) Abigail Ogle
Last Match: Defeated (16) Epic Charter Schools 330 (82%) to 72 (18%) votes
Who: The Ogle Matriarch Who Shall Rule The World Someday
Biggest Strength: Can defeat any Twitter or Facebook troll with the ease of a Gary England quip
Biggest Weakness: She has to share a surname with this website
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(8) OG&E
Last Match: Defeated (9) Hobby Lobby 280 (70%) to 120 (30%) votes
Who: Oklahoma’s largest electric provider
Biggest Strength: They can charge what they like and fuck up constantly with no consequences
Biggest Weakness: Clearing trees from powerlines
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(12) Scissortail Park
Last Match: Defeated (5) Ogle Brothers 260 (65%) to 139 (35%) votes
Who: The massive new Downtown OKC paid for with our tax bucks.
Biggest Strength: It’s a good place to ride your bike to and drink a tallboy on the top of the hill.
Biggest Weakness: Despite how much money was drained into it, it’s still kinda ugly.
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(13) Bella Coquette Vixen
Last Match: Defeated (4) Kevin Stitt 297 (75%) to 100 votes (25%)