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Ogle Madness XIII: Southeast Region, Sweet 16

Cheers, dears! We're hitting a brutal stretch of Ogle Madness. There's not many surprises with the Southeast Bracket, but it's gonna be a brawl seeing who gets knocked out.

Your contenders for this afternoon:

(1) Marla Morgan vs (5) Medical Marijuana
(2) Kelsey Kernstine vs (3) Olivia Munn

Last Round: Defeated (8) Eskimo Joe’s 391 (65%) to 207 (35%) votes

Who: A brave, elegant nurse, and a former Ogle Madness champion

Biggest Strength: Sending TLO cougar pics

Biggest Weakness: She can’t convince her husband into wearing sensible ties

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(5) Medical Marijuana

Last Round: Defeated (4) Lincoln Riley 340 (56%) to 264 (44%) votes

Who: The booming new industry that lets us get the dank without going to some guy’s house that smells like cat pee and makes us listen to reggae

Biggest Strength: It’s legal weed, and the quality can be incredible now

Biggest Weakness: Munchies and panic attacks

(2) Kelsey Kernstine

Last Round: Defeated (10) Snowpocalypse 2021 346 (54%) to 302 (46%) votes

Who: News 9 morning traffic reporter

Biggest Strength: Helping people without the Internet prepare for their morning commute

Biggest Weakness: Donuts

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(3) Olivia Munn

Last Round: Defeated (6) Jabee 358 (56%) to 286 (44%) votes

Who: One of Oklahoma’s most famous and magnetic actresses

Biggest Strength: She was in a goddamn X-Men movie, that’s credentials enough

Biggest Weakness: Couldn’t make it work with QB Aaron Rogers

Pop those votes in, the bracket continues tomorrow!

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