Oklahoma Woman Attacks Boyfriend’s Pet Lizard

Here’s a story that will make you want to shed your skin.

Earlier this week, OKCPD arrested a local herpetophobiac named Hannah Buchanan after she attacked her boyfriend’s lizard after the reptile shit in her bed.

KOKH Fox 25 was first to report this scaly story:

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Cow Poked: Oklahoma’s New-ish Poet Laureate, Joe Russell Kreger

Growing up in Texas, in those small-time, small-town grocery stores that dotted the barren landscape, there would always be a spinning rack of postcards and greeting cards with usually grotesque paintings of an old-timer using the outhouse while a donkey peeks his head in, often filled with cowboy poetry about horse manure, sleepy Injuns and […]