TLO Guide for Spotting an Unvaccinated Oklahoman

As you're probably aware, the CDC recently announced that in most cases fully vaccinated folks can ease up on mask-wearing and social distancing practices!

While this means many of us can shed our facemasks, shields, inhibitions and clothing when meeting up with friends, it doesn’t mean that we’ve reached herd immunity yet. Unfortunately as of early May, less than a third of Oklahomans were fully vaccinated!

For this reason, many Oklahomans likely still feel uneasy facing the public without a face covering. Thankfully, Patrick and I have created a handy dandy guide for navigating this new normal.

Here’s the official TLO guide for spotting an unvaccinated Okie!

Poor Cell Reception

This is because A) they probably live in rural Oklahoma or B) They destroyed all the 5G towers. – Hayley

They just sold you a knife at Old Paris Flea Market

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TLO Restaurant Review: Wing Supreme

Many years ago, I remember when Wing Supreme either first opened shop or had a grand re-opening—I really can’t recall which—at 3925 N. Lincoln and allowed the general public to come on down and sample their very meaty wares, all for free. I honestly liked what I had and planned to write about it, but then I, you know, had a stroke and was out of commission for a few months.

Thankfully, my boss Patrick recently called me up and asked if I had ever reviewed them; I was suddenly taken back to that sordid deliciousness and my original intent to positively write them up. I desperately needed a return to Wing Supreme and soon, at least before my next deadly stroke.

We showed up there sometime on Friday afternoon. But, as we walked through the door, we were given the bad news: they sold out of wings. Sure, they were expecting more, but it might be a little while. We sat there waiting for a while, when I was hit with a poverty-level idea: I have no problem with boneless wings—I prefer them actually!

Patrick must’ve agreed, because he bolted up from his seat and ordered some of their boneless wings, as well as a few other spicy and sweet selections from their very precise menu, for us to unequivocally dine on…

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