With only 34% of Oklahomans being fully vaccinated and the Department of Health administering fewer and fewer vaccinations every day, it doesn’t seem like the state is going to reach herd immunity anytime soon…unless we start getting creative. Many states are offering cash, festival tickets, and other freebies to motivate their folk to vaccinate and it’s about time we do the same. In fact, here are 7 ways to incentivize Oklahomans to get vaccinated!
1. Complimentary Ranch
Even though they are usually castigated to the lowest rung of earthly delicacies, I do so love a hot dog, good or bad, nestled snugly between a bun and covered with mustard or whatever accoutrements are available. Maybe that’s the reason I loved Doggie Style so much, located at 2000 S. Broadway in Edmond.
A frankfurter lover’s paradise, Doggy Style serves practically nothing but hot dogs, the large board of available wieners slapping you erotically in the face as you walk in, offering every style of frank from the utterly banal to the genuinely exotic, pairing together ingredients and flavors even I didn’t know was possible.
As my favorite gal-pal Jodie and I stood there reading every description of each charmed hot dog, it almost became overwhelming for us, wanting to try everything on the menu but only having the intestinal constitution to sample two or three of their luxurious wieners at the most. We ordered and held our breath for the tastiness to come.