10 ways to trick Oklahomans into getting the COVID-19 vaccine

Sad news, my dear friends! According to the latest data by the CDC, only 49.5% of eligible Oklahomans are fully vaccinated. While some Okies understandably can't get the vaccine due to health conditions, pregnancy, or other reasons, many who are eligible are flat-out declining the shot.


Since the Oklahoma Department of Health doesn't want to use any of my excellent ideas for incentivizing Oklahomans to get the vaccine, it's probably time we go one step further.


Here are some ways to trick unvaccinated Oklahomans into getting the COVID-19 vaccine!



1. Market it as a COVID-Vaccine Vaccine


Instead of marketing it as an Anti-COVID vaccine, market it instead as a COVID-vaccine Vaccine. With this shot, folks will be vaccinated against the mind-control serum Bill Gates has all them sheeple believing will protect them from the pandemic.


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2. Include it with the free setup at Ted's or Chelino's


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