Get those resumes ready, Moles!
In this week’s edition of “Ogle Job Finders” – our public service series where we alert our immature and unemployed readers to local employment opportunities – we’re happy to announce the Oklahoma Health Department is hiring a Gonorrhea Field Surveillance Specialist.
The full-time position pays $53,847, and is an excellent job opportunity for people who want to work in public health, and don’t mind lying to friends, family members, and potential sexual partners about what they do for a living.
Here are some details:
Not too long ago, I read a strange Columbo paperback called The Helter Skelter Murders, wherein the venerable detective takes on Charles Manson and his killer crew. Little did I know that, as I was tearing through that long-forgotten pulp, artist Clayton Coss was using a chainsaw to tear through his own wooden take on the grizzled detective.
The life-size wooden statue was spotted in Tulsa by Twitter user John Frankensteiner, who claimed he couldn’t “log onto Twitter fast enough to share this information.” I absolutely agree.
Here’s his Twitter post: