For a bunch of folks who don't like the government telling them what to do, our esteemed lawmakers sure love to create new laws!
Earlier this week, The Oklahoman took a look at some of the 350-odd laws that go into effect on November 1st. Some of them may benefit Oklahoma society, but for the most part, they're usually mix of pointless designations and unconstitutional anti-abortion and anti-immigration regulations to make sure our state doesn't get too much better.
Unsurprisingly, there are also a few kooky ones* that will soon be on the books. In fact, here are 10 lesser-known Oklahoma laws that take effect on Monday!
1. High School Seniors must pass “Oklahoma English” test to graduate
It’s now a requirement to properly pronounce Miami, Berlin, and Chickasha to be granted a state-issued ID in Oklahoma.
–
2. Local Law Enforcement Legally Required to Refuse the COVID-19 Vaccine
5. Divorce Cake named Oklahoma State Marijuana Strain
It topped Sooner Glue.
–
6. Fast-Tracked Parole for Straight, White, Conservative Males, and other lawmakers
It’s basically just a checkmark system. Straight? Check. White? Check. Conservative? Check. Male? Parole.
–
7. Government-Backed Recommendations for Braums Milk Consumption
It’s basically the FDA’s food pyramid recommendations, but 1. Shaped like a pie chart and 2. All iterations of dairy, from the A2 Farm Fresh Milk and cottage cheese, to all 46 flavors of Premium Ice Cream, are equally encouraged.
–
8. Chick-Fil-A sauce named State Condiment
That will show Joe Biden.
–
9. Create the “Pro-Wrestling Legend Jake the Snake Jake Roberts Pre-Memorial Highway”