We'd like to send a big TLO attaboy to the offspring of Oil Overlord Harold Hamm!
These winners of the birth lottery are becoming official billionaires thanks to the generosity of their greedy father!
According to Bloomberg, Hamm – a MAGA-lover who's worked hard over the years to plunder our state's natural resources and make sure Oklahoma schools are as cash-strapped as possible – executed "one of the largest wealth transfers in U.S. history last week" when he gave each of his five little Hamms a stake worth about $2.3 billion in Continental Resources Inc.
Hamm channeled his inner-Logan Roy and gave this quote:
