Add a new name to the list of Derplahoman patriots who were arrested for trying to overthrow the United States government.
Last week, the FBI arrested Dova Winegeart – the owner of Dova’s Patisserie & Café in the remote Derplahoma hamlet of Fairview – on a wide variety of charges, including the destruction of government property and disorderly conduct.
I have to admit, the photo evidence is pretty compelling…
Oklahoma City Twitter users and bots who wake up early on Sundays – or just stay out way too late on Saturdays – were treated to a fun laugh yesterday when some troll hijacked various sports accounts affiliated with The Oklahoman_.
The tweets were eventually deleted after The Oklahoman’s out-of-state corporate ownership commandeered the situation, but not before everyone made the requisite screenshots and sent them to us. Here are some examples: