Oklahoma baker loves insurrections and colorful confections….

Add a new name to the list of Derplahoman patriots who were arrested for trying to overthrow the United States government.

Last week, the FBI arrested Dova Winegeart – the owner of Dova’s Patisserie & Café in the remote Derplahoma hamlet of Fairview – on a wide variety of charges, including the destruction of government property and disorderly conduct.

I have to admit, the photo evidence is pretty compelling…

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Oklahoman Twitter Accounts Hacked!

Oklahoma City Twitter users and bots who wake up early on Sundays – or just stay out way too late on Saturdays – were treated to a fun laugh yesterday when some troll hijacked various sports accounts affiliated with The Oklahoman_.

The accounts affected were @OklahomanSports and their juvenile athletics-focused account @HSvarsity.

The tweets were eventually deleted after The Oklahoman’s out-of-state corporate ownership commandeered the situation, but not before everyone made the requisite screenshots and sent them to us. Here are some examples:

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