Oklahoma Wildlife Department wants to deport Alice the Alligator…

It still sucks to be an alligator in Oklahoma.

Earlier this week, KOKH Fox 25 told us about the sad story of Alice the Alligator.

Over the past couple of years, she’s been living in peace and tranquil captivity at something called the OKC Rattlesnake and Venom Museum –  a real place that exists and will probably have its own Netflix series someday.

Sadly, the herpetophobes at the Wildlife Department found out about the future Ogle Madness champion and now want her deported:

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