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College Football Musings from the Train: OSU wins, OU prepares to be violated

November 4, 2013

10) Oklahoma State rolls In what was easily its best performance of the year, Oklahoma State raced out to a 21-0 lead, then ended all doubt before the fourth quarter started in a resounding 52-34 win...

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College Football Musings from the Train: OU and OSU won and everyone seems happy

October 28, 2013

OU and OSU both came away with solid victories over the weekend. Fans of the schools seemed satisfied with the wins. The message boards are currently at a peaceful, eerie calm. With Baylor and Tech...

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College Football Musings from the Train: Can Anyone Play This Game?

October 21, 2013

Well, that was an ugly weekend. From the cold rain to whatever sport the state teams thought they were playing, let’s recap it all: 10) Oklahoma is BACK BABY! I guess … The Sooners fiddle farted...

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College Football Musings from the Train: OU / Texas Meltdown

October 14, 2013

I would guess a plethora of non-OU fans are giddy to read my take on Saturday’s Red River Rivalry Bullshit. It is my pleasure to oblige. – 10) So how disappointing was the loss? I broke a bone in...

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College Football Musings from the Train: The week before OU/Texas

October 7, 2013

10) Oklahoma Sleepwalks Ugh. In a game that everyone but OU coaches and players dubbed a classic trap game, the Sooners defeated TCU in ugly yet oddly clean fashion 20-17 Saturday night. OU’s...

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College Football Musings from the Train: The return of Sooner Magic and Chokie State

September 30, 2013

Giggity giggity. What an entertaining weekend of college football. It seemed like the early aughts. Bob Stoops won a big game and OSU choked on the road.  – 10) Sooners exorcized the demons The...

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College Football Musings from the Train: The Bye Week

September 23, 2013

When your only job is to cover college football season, specifically OU and OSU, and neither team plays, and the college football schedule was what it was Saturday, you mail it in. I spent two days...

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College Football Musings from the Train: Week Three

September 16, 2013

So I’ve been busy this past week and haven’t watched TV, surfed the World Wide Web, or turned on the radio. Or talked to any person in the state of Oklahoma. What’s the new word? Anything...

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Gravy Train’s OU / OSU Football Power Poll: Week Two

September 9, 2013

Welcome to my weekly OU / OSU Football Power Poll, or as most of you call it, the one post that includes pics of college girls. This week OU beat West Virginia in a strange win that felt like a loss...

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Gravy Train’s OU / OSU Football Power Poll: Week One

September 3, 2013

First weekend of the college football season. Which of course meant getting hammered at 9 am in Norman while smoking some brisket, ribs, and chicken awaiting certain disappointment in a few months...

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Gravy Train’s OU / OSU Football Power Poll: Preseason Edition

August 26, 2013

(Editor’s Note: Due to popular demand, Gravy Train is returning this year for his smug little college football power poll. Read at your own risk.) Like the herpes you scored one Thursday night in...

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Gravy Train’s OU / OSU Football Power Poll: Week 13

December 3, 2012

It’s my final College Football Power Poll of the season. Might as well go out and style and lead off with OSU: 10) Oklahoma State Defense, Part I The Oklahoma State Cowboys defense surrendered 44...

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Gravy Train’s OU / OSU Football Power Poll: Bedlam Special

November 26, 2012

Yes, Bedlam was not the only show in town this weekend. The Thunder split a short East Coast road trip. Notre Dame is going to the BCS Championship Game. The Dallas Cowboys are a few more games away...

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Gravy Train’s OU / OSU Football Power Poll: Week 12

November 19, 2012

10) Kill Me Now Last night, after several beers and glasses of high-end small batch, I starting writing this article. The first topic was the following – “Fire them. All of them. Right now.”...

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Gravy Train’s OU / OSU Football Power Poll: Week 11

November 12, 2012

10) Eh… Oklahoma didn’t play poorly. 460 yards of offense. COnverted 9 of 13 third downs. Efficient passing game. Averaged 4.6 yards a carry. Baylor wasn’t exactly lighting the world on fire...

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Gravy Train’s OU / OSU Football Power Poll: Week Ten

November 5, 2012

10) Landry Jones is (Still) Maddening No college quarterback in the state of Oklahoma in the past decade has been as maddeningly inconsistent as Landry Jones. He can win you games, he can lose you...

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Gravy Train’s OU / OSU Football Power Poll: Week Nine

October 29, 2012

By the time you read this, The Day After Tomorrow will manifest itself in reality on the East Coast. New York City is about to get hit with 75 MPH winds, 8 inches of rain, and a six-foot storm...

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Gravy Train’s OU / OSU Football Power Poll: Week Eight

October 22, 2012

10) Boring Ass OU/KU Game was Boring This game was over by the time the Boy Scouts showed everyone their seats, and was completely unwatchable after the first few minutes of the second half. To the...

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Gravy Train’s OU / OSU Football Power Poll: Week Seven

October 15, 2012

For the much cooler, 5.8mb, it will probably slow down your work computer, animated .GIF of that image, go to The Big Lead. For my power poll, read the words below: 10) Who In The Blue Hell is...

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Gravy Train’s OU / OSU Football Power Poll: Week Six

October 8, 2012

So my wife was at continuing education in Albuquerque this weekend. Leaving me and my son to hang out with my in-laws, who I actually enjoy spending time with. Maybe because they are the only people...

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Gravy Train’s OU / OSU Football Power Poll: Week Five

October 1, 2012

OSU lost this past weekend. OU was off, but probably would have lost. Here’s the Week Five Power Poll: 10) Fumble? Touchdown? Probably was a fumble. But the hell with it. Screw OSU and Texas. I...

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Gravy Train’s OU / OSU Football Power Poll: Week Four

September 24, 2012

10) Tick … tick … tick … It’s time to start talking about the elephant in the room. This program is 6-4 over the last 10 games. The Sooner’s have lost two home conference games in less than...

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Gravy Train’s OU / OSU Football Power Poll: Week Three

September 17, 2012

Editor’s Note: Since OU didn’t suit up this week and OSU slaughtered a school that offers Louisiana’s only Ph.D. in francophone studies, Gravy Train’s power poll will take a look at other...

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Gravy Train’s OU / OSU Football Power Poll: Week Two

September 10, 2012

Each week, Gravy Train breaks down the previous weekend’s OU and OSU football games with a weekly power poll. He also posts pictures of coeds. Here we go. 10) Landry is maddeningly inconsistent...

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Gravy Train’s OU / OSU Football Power Poll: Week One

September 6, 2012

Hey ladies. So I wanted to stop writing for this blog, but then Patrick asked me to write a weekly power poll where I break down the previous weekend’s OU and OSU games. Since I never turn down a...

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