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Tulsa Tuesday: Man Eats Crack Pipe”¦

Tulsa police arrested a man selling drugs in a North Tulsa QuikTrip parking lot. To hide the evidence, the dealer shoved it in his mouth. He tried to eat his crack pipe. This tactic might be...

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Tulsa Tuesday: North Tulsa Landfill on Fire

A North Tulsa landfill caught fire around 8 p.m. August 4, sending smoke and stench to the south side of town. This wasn’t the usual West Tulsa sewer smell, this smelled as though someone...

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Tulsa Tuesday: Maybe Duct Tape?

Note to everyone. Should you spot a driver who has a: (A) Car door secured with bailing wire, (B) Female passenger vomiting out the window, (C) Vomiting passenger who falls out of car after the bail...

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Tulsa Tuesday: Karma Alive and Well in Tulsa

A criminal non-mastermind piece-of-crap scum-bucket white-trash phlegm-wad, who allegedly stole an SUV, was hit by another car as he bailed from the vehicle. In a moment of ohnotheydint’, the...

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Tulsa Tuesday: City Council Deems Gays OK…

In a move that would cause Sally Kern’s head to wobble off her heavenly-sprayed hair, roll down the capitol’s steps, and get half-eaten by a raccoon while hit by a city vehicle, Tulsa...

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Tulsa Tuesday: Name Our Streets”¦

To generate revenue to pay for street maintenance, Tulsa’s Transportation Advisory Board recommends Tulsa sell naming rights to the streets. This surprised me since I had no idea we had a...

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Tulsa Tuesday: No Dfest, I’m Sad”¦

Artists and fans of independent music finally got their answer of who will play at this year’s Dfest. Nobody. It has been canceled.  Officially, it’s on “hiatus.” I have...

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Tulsa Tuesday: Maybe it’s Rabies”¦

A soon-to-be former elementary assistant principal has been accused of touching boys in their no-spots. Police arrested and charged Robert Yerton, Jr. with three counts of sex offenses involving more...

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Tulsa Tuesday: I Guess that Sums It Up”¦

Someone from the Oklahoma Department of Transportation wants you to know that Tulsa’s streets, which are normally sh*t, have been upgraded to f*cked. Tulsa’s entire Inner Dispersal Loop...

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Tulsa Tuesday: And the Winner Is…

Thank you to all 12 of you who entered.  It was nearly overwhelming to read all those entries. This time next week, one of the 12 of you will see the Bon Jovi concert, hopefully with your mother. ...