Yesterday, an Ogle Mole sent me a Facebook rant from some lady named Holly Gerrard. It thanked Oklahoma legislators for trying to block Common Core academic standards from Oklahoma schools, which is...
What do you think is a fair punishment for someone who has been caught shoplifting 29 times? Community service, jail time, hands cut off, forcing them to do all their shoplifting at Old Navy? I...
I love Oklahoma, so it upsets me when we are beaten in polls by states like Mississippi or West Virginia. Last week, Oklahoma was ranked as “The 9th Most Miserable State” in a national well-being...
Wind farms are an eyesore. When I drive past the wind farms in Western Oklahoma, they fill me with rage. Why can’t wind farms be as calming and peaceful as an abandoned oil well or pump jack...
Growing up in Shawnee, I can remember being in first or second grade and reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in class. At the time, I didn’t know or care about what the Pledge meant. I’m still not...
What do you see when you look at the picture above? A hot chick with a sweet gun? Well, as a responsible gun owner, I see a hot chick with terrible trigger discipline. Get your finger off the trigger...
Kendrick Perkins has been taking a lot of flack recently. Apparently Jim Traber, Thunder fans and everyone else doesn’t like him and think he’s underperforming. I’m here to say, “Sure, he...
I guess this is what Occupy Wall Street protesters do when they aren’t being pepper sprayed in front of rich people. On Sunday, KFOR ran a report about homeless people squatting on some rundown...
I’ll be the first to say that life isn’t fair. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and some dudes get to go on dates with porn stars because they made mildly amusing signs. In case you...
With the news of Senator Coburn stepping down, and after a lot of prayer, some more prayer, and then a little bit more prayer, I have decided I’m going to run for the United States Senate. You see...
Have you ever been to Jamba Juice and thought, “I must really hate my body because I’m putting all these harsh chemicals in it.” Well NO MORE! OKC is getting its first organic juice bar...
If you’ve lived in Oklahoma for any amount of time, then you’ve heard horror stories about Lawton. It has a lot of crime, weird Craigslist ads, and it smells funny. I’ve done some comedy...
At least she didn’t try to hide a a gun in her vagina. The classy woman pictured above is Ericka Danna. She recently tried to smuggle a marijuana pipe into the Oklahoma County Jail. Police knew...
OK, so it won’t actually be the dead former President of Iraq, but his stuff will be on display at the Oklahoma History Center! That’s right, you can look at the belongings of an anti-gay...
If you are a regular reader of TLO, you probably know that local rapper Zero and I have some beef. “Beef” is the term I use for people I’ve never met, who I write about, and then worry that...
Black Friday represents everything that is wrong with our society. Throngs of a-holes stampeding their way through a Best Buy to save a few bucks on some piece of crap their child doesn’t need...
By now you’ve probably heard about the app Uber. I know we have, because their PR department has sent us a bunch of emails about it. Uber is kind of like an app based taxi service. If you need a...
Rob Ford, the crack smoking mayor of Toronto, wore an “OU beat Texas” shirt to the gym recently. The photo was uploaded to Instagram, and then NewsOK.com patched together a bad article about it...
I originally wanted to write this post about comedian Kyle Kinane’s show this Wednesday. I was going to interview him and drum up some business for Contemporary Arts Center, but then this...
A few months ago, I wrote about how there were too many vape shops popping up around the metro area. I talked about how they are kinda douchey, and that the people who use e-cigs aren’t as cool as...
It seems that Nichols Hills Plaza is too big to fail… at least for the city of Nichols Hills. The Chesapeake owned plaza has created a $500,000 shortfall in the city’s budget, and those costs are...
Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. Free candy from strangers, poor kids being bused into affluent neighborhoods for handouts, drunk girls dressing in skimpy outfits – it’s everything that...
In case you missed it, OU and Texas both unveiled new gold-plated uniforms that will be worn in Saturday’s Red River Rivalry. No, that’s not the beginning to one of the best OU – Texas jokes on...
Did you know Oklahoma inmates are not allowed to buy, use or work a cell phone while locked away behind bars? It may sound crazy, but it makes sense. The rule prevents convicts from being able to...
Earlier this week, Forbes released its annual ranking of the 400 richest people in the USA. Six Oklahomans who I’m not yet related to made the list. The Tulsa World has the details: Forbes’...
