The state’s “Most Trusted” news strikes again! In Wednesday’s paper, The Oklahoman Editorial Board let people know they still exist by publishing an editorial that praised...
Back on April 20th, when you were hopefully stoned out of your mind, Continental Resources quietly filed a lawsuit against one of their former attorneys – Blaine Dyer; a former landman for the...
Sad news, fellow Oklahomans! According to every media outlet in the world, that goddam bitch down in Florida, Carole Baskin, has finally been awarded Joe Exotic’s old zoo. Here are details via...
Last week, Oklahoma City’s 7-Eleven stores officially switched their brand of frozen drinks from the locally long-time Icy Drink to the nationally-known Slurpee banner, with little to no fanfare...
Like most Americans who are watching the fall of our imperfect society from the comfort, convenience and relative safety of their living rooms, I spent most of the weekend glued to live TV news and...
A few years ago, a former friend—a very popular artist in Oklahoma City—confided in me he believed that Black Lives Matter was the Black equivalent to the Ku Klux Klan. As I tried to comprehend...
Last year, I wrote a tribute to the Oklahoma First Lady of Low Prices, the incomparable Linda Soundtrak. The creator of this beloved character—better known as Linda Verin—reached out to tell me...
Even though Oklahoma outlawed cockfighting back in 2002, we are occasionally reminded that the cruel and barbaric practice still thrives in certain parts of the state, usually in spots that have...
The alt-right Karen pictured above is Carmie Holloway. Earlier this week, she bravely stood up for her rights and freedoms, and ripped down a flyer that outlined a metro salon’s totally...
Earlier this week, news came out that OKC’s very own Frontier City would be the first theme park in the Six Flags portfolio, and possibly the country, to reopen during the Coronavirus pandemic...
After weeks of being disappointed in our state government for a multitude of reasons, I am happy to announce that our lawmakers and governor are using their powers for good instead of stupidity. Via...
As the fabric of our reality shreds by the day, life has been getting weirder and weirder. Oklahoma is notoriously famous only for bad reasons, and Joe Exotic’s story going worldwide has put...
We have learned via the Ogle Mole Network that State Rep. Jason Dunnington – a moderate Democrat representing one of Oklahoma’s most liberal legislative districts – ditched an Oklahoma...
In today’s edition of our long-running series, “WTF w/ Oklahoma Cops,” we take a look at Jacob McDonough with the Norman Police Department. Earlier this month, after receiving a...
Yesterday, a bunch of weirdos held a rally where they vroom-vroom’d around in their cars to try and convince local government to “open up” the state amidst a (hopefully) once in a...
Happy Thursday, my fellow Oklahomans! Now that we are a solid four weeks into this “safer at home” business, I’ve noticed a lot of people on my Facebook feed have been getting super bored...
Calling all morons, contrarians and other fine people who don’t have the ability to grasp or understand deeply complicated, nuanced issues like a global pandemic, there’s a party today...
“Do as I say, not as I do.” The saying, which has always been considered a mantra for Oklahoma parents trying to stop their 7-year-olds from cussing or convince their adult children to refrain...
Hello, my name is Tim and I am the head of security for The Cowboy. I have been asked to take on the additional duty of social media management while the museum is closed. I’m new to this but...
The newest buzzword making the rounds in this terrifying day and age is ‘Covidiot.’ Here’s the general consensus on Urban Dictionary: 1. A stupid person who stubbornly ignores ‘social...
If there’s one saving grace from the Coronavirus Pandemic, it would be that it’s now easier than ever to identify the true idiots in the world living amongst us. Not surprisingly, it...
I don’t know about you, but I don’t have any stocks to sell—maybe I can still get a few bucks for my guitar? Even if I did have some stocks, there’s something particularly scummy about making...
Last Thursday, as the Coronavirus cloud of doom spread across America like The Nothing from The Neverending Story, Hobby Lobby founder David Green – a man worth approximately $6,400,000,000 –...
Last night, I tuned into a Facebook live video conference to see what our Diner’s Club cardholding Governor is not doing to keep Oklahomans one step behind ahead of the COVID-19 pandemic...
While I was wasting time last night writing about Jim Inhofe trying to reinforce his tough guy persona, people on Twitter were noticing he sold up to $500,000 in stock just days after a January 24th...
