I received some bad news from the doctor last week. Deep in my head and alone in my thoughts, I retreated to the one place in town where I can find the true solace that I longingly crave, my local...
I believe that when our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ was on the cross, hanging off the fresh cedar while being in the most intense pain possible, that when he cried out “Why have you forsaken...
Many years ago, back when I was living in Colorado, I was dating a woman whose roots were in California, proving that just about everyone in the Mile High State is seemingly from somewhere else. When...
I had just gotten out of a movie at Harkins—Creed 2, if you must know—when I stepped through the theater’s exit into the surprisingly cool outside air, thinking that even though the temperature...
Oklahoma winters are, to me at least, always so post-apocalyptic. It doesn’t help matters that, around this time, the local news channels begin their yearly holiday of frightening the populace with...
Imagine if, for one night only, Ree Drummond, the Pioneer Woman, were to come over to your unsightly urban hovel and cook an amazing dinner of country favorites, all deeply-fried and cheese-riddled...
A few weeks ago, I profiled two rural pizza chains—Hunt Brothers and Simple Simon’s—learning more about both franchises than really I needed to. But, still, many people commented and sent...
Yesterday, news came out that Sonic – the Oklahoma-based corporation known for its roller skate scootin’ carhops and supplying enough Route 44s to make every Oklahoman’s blood type...
As a lifelong fan of the seminal Crock-Pot, I’ve only became recently aware of the existence of the Instant Pot, a cooking utensil that is, well, practically instantaneous in cooking its meals...
Perhaps more than most other flyover states, Oklahoma is home to quite a few successful homegrown fast-food chains that, while many of us proudly frequent on a daily basis, we tend to do so while...
A couple of weeks ago in this very spot, we lamented that with all Oklahoma teachers have had to deal with over the past few years—bureaucratically, financially and psychologically—seemingly the...
I’m not too sure what to make of the recent movement by the Department of Online Social Justice to get corporations to stop working with or for the NRA. Don’t get me wrong – as a...
You’re gonna wanna down some Ensure, change that adult diaper and treasure what’s left of your life after hearing the just-released newsflash that if you think living in Oklahoma as a...
We have some great news for people who like to buy massive quantities of toilet paper! Earlier today, KFOR’s message board partner OKC Talk broke the news that Costco – a wholesale club...
Good news, everyone! My grandfather is finally proud of me! Last week I completed a women’s only concealed carry course at a metro gun range, which means I paid $70 to eat stale French fries, watch...
Over the past month, The Oklahoman – on behalf of oil overlords, the Oklahoma political establishment and other members of our state’s ruling class – has been aggressively pushing and...
Move over, Purina factory. It looks like there’s a new dog coming to Edmond. According to an article on NewsOK.com, the city of Edmond is considering building a five-story building to house...
Whenever I talk to medical (and recreational) marijuana advocates about SQ 788, their concern isn’t that it won’t pass. Based on polling and election results in other states, most of...
For a group of squares who don’t smoke weed, The Oklahoma Editorial Board – and its contributors – sure are paranoid about medical marijuana. Although 2018 is barely three weeks old, the...
Earlier this week, The Oklahoman launched a new lifestyle magazine in its latest attempt to stay relevant. Named The OK, it’s a lot like those other pretty ad-filled magazines that take up...
Mama E’s – a local soul food joint that has the unusual distinction of being the only restaurant in the world to be featured on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives and Restaurant Impossible and The...
Yesterday afternoon, US Attorney General Jeff Sessions lifted an Obama era policy that kept the federal government out of state marijuana legalization efforts, giving fun hating, behind the times...
On December 19th, just a few days before he stepped down from the OU Board of Regents, former Oklahoma City mayor Kirk Humphreys participated in a press conference at John Rex Elementary School to...
The next time someone tells you that “There’s no such thing as a bad idea,” please refer them to this story. Last week, KFOR ran a report about a new app being launched in the...
Bad news for horny bachelorettes, sophomore Kappa Kappa Gammas, and newly turned 50-year-old suburban moms of teenagers who want to live it up for the first time since Carter was born! It turns out...
