The apocalyptic severe weather event that struck Oklahoma yesterday kind of reminds me of the final season of Game of Thrones. They were both overhyped and they both under-delivered, but we all...
Even though the average Oklahoman is more likely to take the rumor of a Bigfoot sighting more seriously than we do a tornado warning, we all have our meteorologist we prefer to tune into for the...
We’re still in the early midst of Oklahoma’s severe weather season, and TV meteorologists are already hard at work making sure they get credit for catching the first tornado of the...
There’s been a great disturbance in the severe weather force. For the past couple of years, Lord Gary England – the Severe Weather God of Oklahoma™ – has been experimenting with the...
Happy ice-pocalypse 2019, my fellow Oklahomans! By now you are probably well aware that Oklahoma is in the middle of a winter storm warning and likely subsequent milk and bread shortage. While many...
Although it’s been bad news for some Internet publishers, one positive thing about the changes Facebook made to its all-powerful newsfeed algorithm in 2018 is that we get less apocalyptic...
On Wednesday morning, Lucas caused a local ruckus when he almost too accurately described the Five Stages of Oklahoma Winter Weather Panic that accompany our often underwhelming, and usually...
Oklahoma winters are, to me at least, always so post-apocalyptic. It doesn’t help matters that, around this time, the local news channels begin their yearly holiday of frightening the populace with...
Who’s ready for another edition of “As The Doppler Turns?” Earlier this year, while I complained about Mike Morgan blocking TLO on Twitter, Emily Sutton jumped in with a strange...
Thanks to a three-month old baby, a persistent iPhone emergency alert, and a border collie named Simon that shakes like a an old Dr. Katz cartoon whenever thunder strikes, it’s safe to say...
One of the great ironies of Trump’s presidency is that most of his policies do not help the lower-income, poorly educated, probably racist supporters who helped elect him president and...
Earlier this week, the attention hungry OKC weather media began to collectively tease a “possible” winter weather event that may or may not hit around the Christmas holiday. Yep...
This week, apparently Oklahoma City Public Schools have opened their impoverished and failing doors to the Metro’s insufferable lot of tots, tweens and teens for another school year of uncertainty...
Back in 2015, KOCO Channel 5 Chief Meteorologist Damon Lane wrote a blog post complaining about the fake hail photo epidemic sweeping social media. I guess he’s bombarded with fake pics...
One of the cool things about being the owner of The Lost Ogle is that I’ve become the world’s foremost expert on weather dongs – those rorschach-inspired images of dicks and dildos...
The Severe Weather Coverage season blew into the Metro viewing area last night with the first preseason storm outbreak of 2017. Although the storms thankfully didn’t pack that much of a punch...
Back in 2015, KFOR Chief Meteorologist Mike Morgan sent us an email requesting that we replace him in the Ogle Madness VIII field with his wife, former rodeo beauty queen beer model, Marla Morgan...
It’s hard to believe, but severe weather season is only a couple of months away. I don’t know if the weather is going to be deadly or dangerous, but either way, expect our local TV news...
One thing I forgot to mention in yesterday’s winter weather fail post is there appears to be a drift / dry slot developing between Lord Gary England and his former apprentice turned usurper...
Is everyone still alive? As you know, the Oklahoma City area was hit with another massive ice storm this past weekend, leaving 1.5-million citizens without electricity, running water and the will...
Snow and ice always seem to wreak havoc on Oklahoma. The tiniest bit of frozen precipitation can shut the whole state down. The roads become slick and dangerous, pipes freeze up, and there are...
In case you haven’t heard, the state is supposed to get a pretty heavy dose of precipitation this upcoming weekend. Unfortunately, weather forecasters don’t know what that precipitation...
Well, I guess we know why Aaron Tuttle no longer works for Channel 5. Over the weekend, I received an anonymous email from an Ogle Mole containing alleged audio of diabolical Facebook...
It’s sad what some pathetic men will do to get a girl’s attention. In a feeble attempt to woo Weather Princess Emily Sutton, some schmucky writer named Alexander George tried to...
The guy pictured above is Austin Bowling. He’s a weatherman for KSWO in Lawton. He also owns one of those mini-helicopters you pull with a string. We know all this thanks to this blooper...
