Former Oklahoma City mayor and current bigoted ass-hat Kirk Humphreys has been in some hot water lately for comments he made on homosexuality and, more recently, women’s role in society. It seems like Kirk Humphreys believes that many Oklahoma women aren’t living up to their full potential as good, Christian wives and mothers. So to help other Oklahomans with lady brains understand our expectations, I have created a guide for right living based on Kirk Humphreys’ comments about women. So here are ten ways to be a proper Oklahoma woman.
But consult your husband and father first to make sure it is okay to read this.
Don’t pretend like your identity matters
A big mistake that many Oklahoma women make is living as if they have their own identity, even after they are married and have children. It is appalling to think of how many wives and mothers continue to identify as “artists,” “doctors,” and “executives” for months and sometimes even years after they give themselves fully to their husbands. So ladies, when you marry make sure to take his last name, his accomplishments, and his credit cards as your own.
Only be in heterosexual relationships
If there is no man in the relationship, how will women know to whom to submit? Eventually the women are going to go bankrupt and starve because without a man there is no one in the household smart enough to hold a job or make the decision to pay bills on time.
Be willing to live on one income