An Open Letter to Jesus

Dear Jesus, This is Patrick from TheLostOgle.com. I know this is kind of late, but I’d like to go ahead and thank you for having the UPS guy accidentally drop off those Harry and David Pears at my...

Profiles In Heroism: David Godbold

For non-basketball fans, it was a game that probably did not win the sport many converts. The first installment of Bedlam was not an aesthetically pleasing affair. Neither team could get into the...

Caution: Women’s Basketball Manifesto

  Sure, I will probably have to turn in a man card for admitting this, and I run the risk of being knifed in my sleep by Cardboard Jim Traber for publicly acknowledging it as a sport, but I’m...

I Want To Hang Out With These People

Earlier today, this e-mail popped into my inbox: Dear Tony, OMG I just wanted you 2 no that I think U R amazing. I’d really like 2 hang out sometime it would be an honor just to be in your...

Here Comes Santa Clark

It’s been a tough week for a CPA/blogger. A multitude of things has made it difficult for me to serve you, TheLostOgle.com reader. For one, year end is fast approaching which has created much work...

Basketball Season Is Upon Us

As everyone in Stillwater and 17 people in Norman know, college basketball season is upon us. That is why this post includes a picture of Jenna Plumley revealing her true feelings for me. For both OU...