Sally Being Consistent?

Is Sally Kern learning?  The queen of judgemental Christianity in Oklahoma is taking her crusade to save “traditional marriage” to the next level, but this time it has nothing to do with gay bashing.  In fact, this time, she is actually going after heteros. This would probably be a good time to soak in the […]

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You Should Still Be Able to Assault Necrophilliacs

On October 22,2009, Congress passed the Matthew Shepard/James Byrd, Jr. Act making crimes committed against individuals on the basis of race, religion, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, or disability prosecutable as a federal offense, allowing federal investigators to intervene.  Technically, it was only a re-write of a previous “hate crimes” law enacted in 1969 […]

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Sally Kern has a BFF

On Thursday, December 3rd, Sarah Palin will be in Norman to promote her new book “Going Rogue: An American Life.”  Currently, over 300 Oklahomans have confirmed they are going to attend the event via its Facebook Event Page.  One of these confirmed guests is Sally Kern.  She even left Sarah a little message on her […]

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That'[wa]s A Man, Baby!

Has anyone ever wondered why the Democratic Party in Oklahoma is as endagered as the Argentine water frog?  This is a perfect case study. If you could name one Oklahoma Republican in any office that Democrats want to unseat (and likely a good number of embarrassed Republicans) I don’t think there is any shortlist that […]

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Politics in the Classroom

On September 8th, President Barack Obama is planning to make an address directly to the students of the United States of America.  If Sally Kern has her way, he will not be addressing students in this state. In a press release she put out this afternoon, Kern suggests that it would be improper to inject […]

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Sally Kern did not get arrested last night…

Early this morning, rumors swirled that Sally Kern “” Oklahoma’s favorite right wing nut job politician “” was arrested in Nichols Hills. We are not sure how or why the rumors originated, but they eventually made their way to the local message board OKCtalk. I want to emphasize the word RUMOR because that’s all I […]

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Tulsa Tuesday ““ Our Very Own Sally Kern”¦

Looks like Oklahoma City can no longer claim the capitol of religious nut jobs.  Sure, we have the Roberts clan and the occasional homeless person who finds the Virgin Mary in his mouthwash bottle, but we don’t have a Sally Kern “¦ until now. Meet Anna Falling.  This man-faced beauty is one of nearly 20 […]

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Thou shall not bear false witness”¦unless you’re the Baptist Messenger

I’m no bible expert, but isn’t there stuff in it that says things like forgery, lying and general deception are bad?  If so, the people at the Oklahoma-based Baptist Messenger have sinned.  Check out what they did with Sally Kern’s infamous “Proclamation for Morality.” Yep.  The Baptist Messenger “” an established weekly newspaper with a […]

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Maybe the next thing she’ll try to do is ban summertime rainbows”¦

Today at noon on the first floor of the State Capitol, Sally Kern and her band of right wing lunatic cronies will sign the Oklahoma Citizens Proclamation for Morality.  There is no word yet on if her 30-something-year-old, celibate, music teaching, metaphysics practicing, non-gay son will be traveling down from Iowa for the event. You […]

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The Sanctity of Marriage

Eight years ago this month, my wife and I, fresh out of college, naively chose to spend our lives in holy matrimony.  Little did we know that heterosexual marriage was rapidly becoming a thing of the past. It started when Governor Howard Dean of Vermont signed the nation’s first “civil unions” bill that opened up the […]

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Sally Kern wants to know how you feel”¦

Last week, we were emailed a letter and survey that State Representative Sally Kern sent to the people of her fine congressional district.  Although she doesn’t compare homosexuals to terrorists, tell us how they are leading to the end of civilized society, or totally embarrass her state, she does lay out her “Kernservative” agenda.  Here […]

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Ogle Madness II: Midwest Region, Upper Bracket!

First of all, instead of posting our Ogle Madness logo with every post, I thought it would be fun to show pictures of people celebrating Ogle Madness.  Today’s picture is of Taylor Griffin, Alex Brown and some former moderately average and/or bad former OU basketball players.  They love Ogle Madness, and are rooting for Blake […]

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2008 Lost Ogle ‘Douche Bag of the Year’: Sally Kern

Usually, the term “Douche Bag” is a label we only place on guys.  You know, guys like Dave Morris, John Paul Merritt or the tool who publishes College Crowd.  However, there is one female out there who deserves that very male-centric designation.  Her name is Sally Kern…and the fact that she can even be considered […]

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Sally Kern’s Got a Gun…

Remember when Sally Kern said that gays are worse than terrorists? Well, we might have been jumping to a conclusion when we assumed that was a slam at gays. It might be that she really just thinks terrorists aren’t that bad. According to our sources at the Capitol, security guards allegedly caught a person trying […]

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Worst of OKC: Worst Local Politician

Originally, this post was scheduled to go up yesterday, but we had to delay it due to the site maintenance. Thank god! Because of our IT unexpertise, we were able to make a last second change to our “Worst Local Politician” nominees. This change resulted in Mayor Mick getting bumped. Hmmn. I wonder who replaced […]

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