We have repeatedly told you she’s going to rule this town some day.
Yesterday, KOCO Channel 5 celebrated their harmonious inclusion into the Ogle family by posting this kind note about Abigail on their Facebook page:
Wow, Abigail Ogle hasn’t aged at all over the last… almost year! It’s like she joined KOCO…less than year ago. What did we all do before she burst on the sports scene like a Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball in 2013?
Okay, that’s kind of silly. Who, other than Abigail Ogle and Carson Cunningham, really cares that Abigail Ogle has been at Channel 5 almost a year? Do they do this for every KOCO reporter who’s been there almost a year? No. Does every KOCO reporter serve as Marvel’s inspiration for the new lady Thor? Well, nevermind.
Anyway, the pic of Abigail got the attention of the Facebook Trolls. In a post that tagged Abigail Ogle, they left mean comment after mean comment criticizing her makeup.
Here are a few examples:
Wow, that’s rude! Sure, Abby’s friends may want to organize a “Blushervention” sometime soon, but if you’re going to mock and ridicule a nice young lady’s appearance, at least have the decency to do it on your own blog. Don’t do it on the girl’s Facebook Wall where she’ll see it and then cry. Also, try make your comments funny. There’s a big difference between being a dick and being a funny dick.
When something like this happens, usually the “celebrities” involved pull a Jesus, turn the other cheek and try to ignore it, but not the attention loving, viking warrior princess Abby. She grabbed her hammer and fought back against the trolls, but instead of going down their dark lonely path, she countered with a cheery blend of aloof optimism and annoying positivity that you can only find in the bones of an Ogle warrior.
Check it out. It’s very amusing.
Other than Sally Kern’s proposed bill that would have made it legal for a third grader to chew a chicken finger into a play gun and then shoot it at teachers, it was a relatively quiet legislative session for the gun nuts in the Oklahoma legislature.
Well, it looks like those good times are ending with a bang. According to The Oklahoman, the wackos who get a hard-on when they see a magazine clip are going to push the issue of allowing guns on college campuses during the 2015 legislative session. Because you know, that will keep our campuses safe.
I once thought it would be pretty sweet to be a dog. You’d have a super sense of smell, be able to lick yourself and poop practically anywhere without the threat of being put on some weird sex-offender list. The benefits are endless.
But being a dog in Oklahoma also has its downsides. You just need to watch the local news to figure that out. It seems like you can’t go a day without seeing some heartbreaking story about a dog being abused by some asshole.
In addition to sensational stories of abuse highlighted by the media, there are other reasons why it would suck to be a dog in Oklahoma. Here are 10 of them:
1.) Your remains are only worth $5, and that’s only if you have all your teeth.
The city of Duncan sells their euthanized dogs and cats to science. The city receives $5 for an adult dog, as long as it has all its teeth. The money goes into the city’s general fund, so if you live in Duncan and want to raise some money for the city, don’t spay or neuter your pets.
2.) You could be forced to live next to the Purina Plant in Edmond.
I’m sure it’s great to be a dog in Edmond, except for the fact that you would have to smell the Purina plant making delicious smelling dog food all day. That would be like being stuck in a prison that was next to a Krispy Kreme.
Last Friday, NBC’s Chuck Todd named four “Rising Stars” in Oklahoma politics on his weekday MSNBC talk show “The Daily Rundown.” It’s part of his “TDR50″ initiative, which names four up and coming young politicians from each state.
The list for Oklahoma includes two Democrats and two Republicans. I guess that means Chuck’s research interns have a sense of humor. You’re more likely to find Bigfoot in Idabel than a rising Oklahoma Democrat.
Here’s the clip and a brief breakdown of who was honored:
Social media was overrun this weekend with posts from OKC nerds posting stuff from other nerds who were at the nerd orgy that is Comic-Con. I won’t lie. I wish I was there. Is it because it’s a gathering of like-minded people who are passionate about things they like? Maybe. Is it because Olivia Munn might be there and I can chat her up about living in Oklahoma City and she’ll find me charming and then we’ll make out for a while, which is Spencer Hicks’ fantasy? Dunno. Is it because I won’t be the only dude in his thirties rocking a Chewbacca shirt? Yup. It’s nice to be among people who accept you.
I’ve got some nerd related trivia questions for you today. Maybe some will be asked this week at any one of our four TLO Trivia Night locations. Maybe they won’t. Either way, you’re welcome.
1. Which city has been home to Comic-Con since 1970?
2. The five-minute trailer for what highly anticipated TV crossover was revealed at Comic-Con?
3. What famous athlete announced at Comic Con that will be starring in his own Adult Swim show this fall?
4. Who stars in the new geekgasm action film “Lucy”?
5. What trailer for a Charlize Theron 2015 movie caused the biggest reaction at Comic-Con?
Answer, recaps, standings after the jump.
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