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Free Lauren Richardson!!!

This, my friends, is Lauren Richardson. Lauren is the upbeat and happy news ‘reporter’ for the KOKH Fox 25 morning show. I am introducing you to Lauren, because:

a: you probably had no idea that Lauren even existed
b: you probably had no idea that Fox 25 had a morning show, and
c: you need to update your personal “five hottest Oklahoma City news chicks” list

Need justification? Watch this odd, long YouTube clip of Lauren making frozen yogurt surprise at Braums:

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We have to get Lauren a raise and promotion now! Young, attractive and blond news reporters that like to play with chocolate topping and whipped cream and say things like “My Cherry Fell Off” are irreplaceable. Hopefully, when the raise and promotion come, she won’t sell out and start doing trite features like Maggie Carlo’s “What Matters to You” or Amy Mcree’s “Your Life…Your Way.” Stuff like that is sad and boring, and about as fun as watching Toby Rowland and Ross Dixon share a banana split at Braums.

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  1. You mean you’ve not been using Amy’s Your Life…Your Way… as a roadmap for your life?

    What’s the matter with you guys?

    Actually I find both “What Matters to You” and “Your Life…Your Way…” infinitely more enjoyable than the garbage we get for the first few minutes of the show.

    I don’t need all the “who killed who”, the latest house fire, etc.

    I just wanna live My Life…My Way…, and I’d like to live it with Amy, but she’s not having any of it.

    Sorry…just wanted to let you know “What Matters to Me”.

    Back to you Tyler…

  2. Not that I’m complaining, but what exactly was the news value of that story? That was a four minute commercial for Braum’s.

  3. You know, Patrick might have done more for Fox 25’s morning show viewership than anything their marketing department has done in years.

  4. Lauren Richardson heads-up! Tomorrow, Thursday, May 8, she will be demonstrating the “latest in inflatables” as part of her Mothers’ Day coverage. I merely quote her, I don’t pretend to understand.

    Those who appreciate Lauren might want to set their alarms for no later than 6:05, though typically she is at her peak between 7:30 and 8:57.

    BUT WHAT IF I’M WRONG?

    Ponder this: If she looks THAT good at THAT hour of the ayem, she’s gotta be a real head-turner by evening.

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