Jenni Carlson has 35 friends. We are not one of them.

Well, maybe we’re not done with Gundygate. Thanks to a reader tip, we have learned that the now suddenly famous Jenni Carlson has a MySpace page. I would suggest that you show your support to Jenni and send her a friend request, because if you can get over her terrible columns and trite features, she actually seems like pretty a cool girl to hang out with. Just check out her interests:

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That’s not too bad. She kind of looks like a bowler, so that’s not unexpected. I do like how she mentions that Kelly Clarkson is her “guilty pleasure”, yet she doesn’t find it necessary to list any reasoning for enjoying Saliva and Linkin Park. Also, you would figure that Berry Tramel would appear as a hero, since he is the guy that hired her. Now to the “About Me.”

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When you read this “about me” and look at the tequila bottles in her house, you kind of get the feeling that Jenni may be a borderline alcoholic. As a fellow borderline alcoholic, I think this is kind of cool. Also, I it is odd that she wants to meet “people who are more interested in fun than in drama.” Talk about irony. I guess that means that she wouldn’t want to be friends with herself, because she seems pretty damn interested in drama.

Anyway, the direct link to her page is:

http://myspace.com/50801380

I would suggest you hurry up and check it out before it gets switched to private. And thanks to Mike for the tequila picture.

1:56pm Update: It looks like Jenni has already set her MySpace page to private.   Not cool!

23 Responses to “Jenni Carlson has 35 friends. We are not one of them.”


  1. 1 Briantologist

    Yeah, I’m curious as to why she doesn’t feel more guilty about Nicholas Sparks or John Grisham. Plus I thought Oklahoma County passed an ordinance against uttering the phrase “everything but country.”

  2. 2 Raller

    This must be her “relationship” man http://www.myspace.com/ryanreaves

    so perhaps she will have children some day…and when she does I hope someone bedowngrades and belittles them.

  3. 3 Ryan

    She celebrates her sexuality in her relationship man’s blog.

  4. 4 Ryan

    Sorry I broke the blog with that link.

    Just in case that blog gets taken down, here’s a pieced together screen capture:

    http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2664/jenninl3.jpg

  5. 5 Dirt Monkney

    Gross.

  6. 6 Robert

    Gross doesn’t even describe it!

  7. 7 Mike Sherman

    JENNI CARLSON, daughter of Rex and Sandy Carlson, Clay Center, will receive a bachelor’s degree in journalism.

    At KU, Carlson has been active in campus activities, including the student newspaper and yearbook, and served as president of her university scholarship hall. She also served as an officer for two honor societies, was a university orientation assistant and a peer educator for the Emily Taylor Women’s Resource Center.

    Carlson received the Agnes Wright Strickland Award. The award was established in 1953 in memory of Strickland, a member of the class of 1887. The award is given annually to a graduating senior in recognition of his or her academic record, demonstrated leadership in matters of university concern, respect among fellow students and indications of future service to the university.

  8. 8 Rick

    Wow, did Jenni just drop an f-bomb on her blog?

  9. 9 Spit Cup

    Hey Jenni, TV show Friends wants its hairstyle back.

  10. 10 Mel

    31 and still single

    not a surprise

  11. 11 Mike
  12. 12 Mike Sherman
  13. 13 not quit over, yet...

    didn’t know if this news had made it to oklahoma, but according to abc13 in houston, bobby reid’s mom plans to take legal action.

    http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=sports&id=5677281

  14. 14 Dave

    Jenni looks kind of cute in her bridesmaid’s dress holding a beer.

  15. 15 Mousie

    I don’t think that’s a bridesmaid dress - looks like a bride’s dress with her same sex partner at their wedding. Gee, do you think it’s ok if we speculate and start a rumor? Jenni would understand, wouldn’t she??

  16. 16 Dave

    You could be onto something, Mousie. They ARE both wearing white…

  17. 17 Doc Hancock

    The folks at the paper said that Carlson didn’t cover the game. If that’s true, then heads will definitely roll.

  18. 18 blythe

    those dresses are jokes, right?

  19. 19 Insyder

    Halloween costumes for sure.

  20. 20 JR

    Why is the man in the picture with Jenni wearing a dress?

  21. 21 kdbp1213

    is the man in the picture with Jennie wearing a toupee, too?

  22. 22 Nolan

    REAL men would realize that Jenni has more integrity than all of you and you should all leave her alone!

  23. 23 Brett Favre

    Jenni was completely wrong to criticize the quarterback based on hearsay.

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