Look Out Britney!

As a new father, my wife and I have made a lot of our parenting decisions based on the mantra, "What Wouldn't Britney Spears Do?"  Before losing custody of her children, she was photographed driving them around without carseats, nearly dropping them (but carefully making sure not to spill her coffee), and keeping them out until all hours of the night.  And yet, with the actions of an Oklahoma City woman I now have a new benchmark.