As a new father, my wife and I have made a lot of our parenting decisions based on the mantra, “What Wouldn’t Britney Spears Do?” Before losing custody of her children, she was photographed driving them around without carseats, nearly dropping them (but carefully making sure not to spill her coffee), and keeping them out until all hours of the night. And yet, with the actions of an Oklahoma City woman I now have a new benchmark.
Is this a great state or what?
“Don’t taze me, Mom.”
You know, the biggest problem I’m having here is the fact that you can watch a f$%@#ing video of the actual tasering of said 2 yr. old. That’s a new low for even the CW. Damn.
I only see a video of an over-the-hill news anchor talking about the tasering.
jeez us. i’m 98.4% sure this happened to me as a child. it explains so much.
Made you look, didn’t it? I didn’t actually hit the link–but in my defense, it was labeled something like “Watch video: Toddler gets Tasered” I assumed the worst–it is a third-tier Oklahoma newscast, after all.
The sad thing is that the woman and her “man-friend” were from Tulsa. Probaly the same part of Tulsa that is inhabited by Werewolves.
I can’t wait to be a mom and be like britney…