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Power Poll: The 20 Hottest Women in the Oklahoma City Media (20-11)

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It’s been about a month since we’ve last had a good power poll. Since that’s quite a layoff, we figured we needed to write one that people would really enjoy. And we think we found it with our “20 Hottest Women in the Oklahoma City Media” rankings.

Here is how the poll worked. The three of us ranked our own top 10 hottest girls. We then got some Top 10 lists from some friends. After that, we then put all the rankings in a spreadsheet and had Clark Matthews run some exotic formulas to determine the Top 20. Pretty fun, huh?

On that note, we would like to thank the people who helped us compile this list. They were:

“¢ a local politicians son
“¢ Patrick’s perverted roommate who knows Running Girl
“¢ a girl who works at MidFirst Bank
“¢ a PR professional from a big university
“¢ a PR professional from a local business in downtown
“¢ a local religious weatherman (this may be a joke)

And a little FYI: three of our helpers were female. Yes. The Lost Ogle’s have chicks telling us who they think are the hot chicks in the news media. Yes. We are slowly on our way to becoming the Hinder of the Oklahoma City web scene.

Anyway, if you got this far, go ahead and do yourself a favor and check out the first half of Top 20 Hottest Women in the OKC News Media after the jump. You deserve it.

20. Amanda Taylor

Where she works: KWTV Channel 9

What she does: 5pm Weekday Anchor, Consumer Watch Reporter

Why she should be higher: Does something similar to what Brad Edwards did, and let’s face it: Brad Edwards kicked ass!

Why she should be lower: Always the possibility that she might investigate us. We haven’t plagiarized anything for this site. Really. We swear. No, our fingers are not crossed. Get that f*cking camera out of our faces!

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19. Kimberly Lohman

Where she works: KOCO Channel 5

What she does: Saturday Morning Anchor, Reporter

Why she should be higher: Not just a pretty face, like that Kelly Ogle. She’s written a book. We also like to write! It’s fate! Plus, she has a MILF factor going on.

Why she should be lower: Damn. Turns out she’s a MILF married to Tyler Suitors. Off the market.

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18. Bobbie Miller

Where she works: KFOR, Channel 4

What she does: Reporter

Why she should be higher: If you like really skinny, well spoken girls, Bobbie is a catch.

Why she should be lower: She’s married to a policeman, and as this video shows, she’s probably a psycho stalker.

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17. Constance Jones

Where she works: KOCO, Channel 5

What she does: Reporter

Why she should be higher: Constance is hot. Plus she has a “flair” for politics. Hot chicks with political flairs are rare.

Why she should be lower: She’s only a reporter. Plus she has a “flair” for politics. Hot chicks with political flairs can be annoying.

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16. Ali Meyer

Where she works: KFOR, Channel 4

What she does: Morning Show Anchor, Reporter

Why she should be higher: Watch Ali dance at the end of this YouTube Video. This is why.

Why she should be lower: Ali graduated Cum Laude from the Newhouse School of Communications at Syracuse University. According to Clark Matthews, girls who graduate Cum Laude are prudes. We don’t like prude hot chicks.

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15. Courtney Coates

Where she works: KOKH, Channel 25

What she does: Producer/Reporter

Why she should be higher: Courtney seems obsessed with her Delta Gamma sorority. That’s kind of cool. We like sorority girls. In fact, we are now looking for 10 young nubile sorority girls to be our spring semester interns. To apply, email thelostogle at gmail.com.

Why she should be lower: Judging from her picture above, Courtney really seems to like gifts. That can get expensive.

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14. Tierney Cook

Where she works: KOCO, Channel 5

What she does: Morning Anchor

Why she should be higher: According to Tony, Tierney looks hot every morning on the KOCO morning show. That’s saying something, because most women do not look hot every morning.

Why she should be lower: According to Patrick, who in the world watches the KOCO morning show when there is the KOKH Fox 25 Morning show.

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13. Audra Taylor

Where she works: WWLS the Sports Animal

What she does: Morning Radio Host

Why she should be higher: If she can put up with Lump, Steely, and Curtis all day, she will love being with us!

Why she should be lower: According to her MySpace Page, she likes to shoot guns and watch Grey’s Anatomy. Scary.

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12. Kealey McIntire

Where she works: KSBI, Channel 52

What she does: Evening Anchor

Why she should be higher: She has a Cindy Crawford mole and according to her bio she doesn’t like corn from her home state of Iowa. That’s an odd trivial fact that makes her oddly more attractive.

Why she should be lower: She works for KSBI, which almost disqualifies her as being a member of the local media.

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11. Kate Godwin

Where she works: KOCO, Channel 5

What she does: Weekend Anchor, Reporter

Why she should be higher: Kate has a real innocent and sweet look to her, which we kind of like. But her KOCO bio says she likes to “explore new places, fish and bike” with her husband. According to Clark Matthews, that means she likes to engage in wild outdoor picnic sex. According to Tony, when you combine that wild side with the sweet and innocent look, it makes Kate even hotter.

Why she should be lower: Poison Ivy and Fire Ants.

So there you have it, 11-20. Check us out next Monday to see 1-10. I wonder who the rest will be.

p.s.- try your best to be relatively nice (yet still funny) in the comments section. Gulp. Please…

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Comments

  1. can we get a better picture of audra taylor? and by better maybe a little tighter angle (not so tight that we miss the sweater meat) but just tight enough to lose the four humunkulous cracker tools standing around her? and who listens to the morning animal anyway?

  2. Ali Meyer at 16? WTF? I didn’t even know KOCO had a news department but that station still gets 40% of the spots in this poll? Wow.

  3. KOCO and FOX25 have the best women. Let’s hope that’s reflected in the next series. I better see Jessica, Maggie, and Sana in the top 5, or I’ll be forced to call you guys “Girly Men”. And throw in Jennifer Pierce too, she’s gorgeous.

  4. Great poll fellas!!! I can’t wait to see where Robin Marsh ranks. As for Audra, didn’t she used to mow people’s lawns in a bikini as a promo contest on the Rick&Brad show?

  5. Audra wants you to look at our videos on thesportsanimal.com. You can see way more sweater meat. And we catfight. Woohoo!

    And I know I’m new to the area, but shouldn’t the traffic girl get some love, too? :)

  6. Not sure who all you will have in the Top 10, but #’s 18, 17, 16 should all be much, much higher. Just this man’s opinion.

  7. I think Courtney Coates is so HOT…Can you feel the sizzle…That girl is hot I would date her!!!! I wonder if has a Boyfriend???? She’s smoking HOT…And let me say JLO you have nothing on her…. ..She is Booty Licious.. that sorority girl puts the boom in BOOMER SOONER!!

  8. I watch Fox 25 every morning just to catch a glimpse of Courtney Coates and Lauren Richardson. Hope Lauren makes the top 10! That Katie Delaune isn’t bad either!

  9. wow. their (collective) haircuts are like watching friends when rachel had, well, the “rachel.” is there a discount somewhere in town? would kate godwin be fired if she sported a modern style? how long until ali meyer rocks the cavanaugh? tune in tonight at 10:07 to find out! but first, rick mitchell’s forecast for the obviously oblivious.

  10. Actually, I think Bobbie Miller is rocking a “Mary Tyler Moore style” circa the “Dick Van Dyke Show”. And yes, I realize I have to turn in one of my man cards for this comment.

  11. Melissa Newton is cute. She doesnt even have a profile on KOCO, but i saw her on last night and she looked good.

  12. Ali is WAAAAAAY to low! Seriously, some of the voters must have had different criteria…collectively 16-20 are much hotter than 11-15.

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