Power Poll: The 20 Hottest Women in the Oklahoma City Media (20-11)

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It’s been about a month since we’ve last had a good power poll. Since that’s quite a layoff, we figured we needed to write one that people would really enjoy. And we think we found it with our “20 Hottest Women in the Oklahoma City Media” rankings.

Here is how the poll worked. The three of us ranked our own top 10 hottest girls. We then got some Top 10 lists from some friends. After that, we then put all the rankings in a spreadsheet and had Clark Matthews run some exotic formulas to determine the Top 20. Pretty fun, huh?

On that note, we would like to thank the people who helped us compile this list. They were:

• a local politicians son
• Patrick’s perverted roommate who knows Running Girl
• a girl who works at MidFirst Bank
• a PR professional from a big university
• a PR professional from a local business in downtown
• a local religious weatherman (this may be a joke)

And a little FYI: three of our helpers were female. Yes. The Lost Ogle’s have chicks telling us who they think are the hot chicks in the news media. Yes. We are slowly on our way to becoming the Hinder of the Oklahoma City web scene.

Anyway, if you got this far, go ahead and do yourself a favor and check out the first half of Top 20 Hottest Women in the OKC News Media after the jump. You deserve it.

20. Amanda Taylor

Where she works: KWTV Channel 9

What she does: 5pm Weekday Anchor, Consumer Watch Reporter

Why she should be higher: Does something similar to what Brad Edwards did, and let’s face it: Brad Edwards kicked ass!

Why she should be lower: Always the possibility that she might investigate us. We haven’t plagiarized anything for this site. Really. We swear. No, our fingers are not crossed. Get that f*cking camera out of our faces!

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19. Kimberly Lohman

Where she works: KOCO Channel 5

What she does: Saturday Morning Anchor, Reporter

Why she should be higher: Not just a pretty face, like that Kelly Ogle. She’s written a book. We also like to write! It’s fate! Plus, she has a MILF factor going on.

Why she should be lower: Damn. Turns out she’s a MILF married to Tyler Suitors. Off the market.

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18. Bobbie Miller

Where she works: KFOR, Channel 4

What she does: Reporter

Why she should be higher: If you like really skinny, well spoken girls, Bobbie is a catch.

Why she should be lower: She’s married to a policeman, and as this video shows, she’s probably a psycho stalker.

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17. Constance Jones

Where she works: KOCO, Channel 5

What she does: Reporter

Why she should be higher: Constance is hot. Plus she has a “flair” for politics. Hot chicks with political flairs are rare.

Why she should be lower: She’s only a reporter. Plus she has a “flair” for politics. Hot chicks with political flairs can be annoying.

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16. Ali Meyer

Where she works: KFOR, Channel 4

What she does: Morning Show Anchor, Reporter

Why she should be higher: Watch Ali dance at the end of this YouTube Video. This is why.

Why she should be lower: Ali graduated Cum Laude from the Newhouse School of Communications at Syracuse University. According to Clark Matthews, girls who graduate Cum Laude are prudes. We don’t like prude hot chicks.

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15. Courtney Coates

Where she works: KOKH, Channel 25

What she does: Producer/Reporter

Why she should be higher: Courtney seems obsessed with her Delta Gamma sorority. That’s kind of cool. We like sorority girls. In fact, we are now looking for 10 young nubile sorority girls to be our spring semester interns. To apply, email thelostogle at gmail.com.

Why she should be lower: Judging from her picture above, Courtney really seems to like gifts. That can get expensive.

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14. Tierney Cook

Where she works: KOCO, Channel 5

What she does: Morning Anchor

Why she should be higher: According to Tony, Tierney looks hot every morning on the KOCO morning show. That’s saying something, because most women do not look hot every morning.

Why she should be lower: According to Patrick, who in the world watches the KOCO morning show when there is the KOKH Fox 25 Morning show.

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13. Audra Taylor

Where she works: WWLS the Sports Animal

What she does: Morning Radio Host

Why she should be higher: If she can put up with Lump, Steely, and Curtis all day, she will love being with us!

Why she should be lower: According to her MySpace Page, she likes to shoot guns and watch Grey’s Anatomy. Scary.

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12. Kealey McIntire

Where she works: KSBI, Channel 52

What she does: Evening Anchor

Why she should be higher: She has a Cindy Crawford mole and according to her bio she doesn’t like corn from her home state of Iowa. That’s an odd trivial fact that makes her oddly more attractive.

Why she should be lower: She works for KSBI, which almost disqualifies her as being a member of the local media.

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11. Kate Godwin

Where she works: KOCO, Channel 5

What she does: Weekend Anchor, Reporter

Why she should be higher: Kate has a real innocent and sweet look to her, which we kind of like. But her KOCO bio says she likes to “explore new places, fish and bike” with her husband. According to Clark Matthews, that means she likes to engage in wild outdoor picnic sex. According to Tony, when you combine that wild side with the sweet and innocent look, it makes Kate even hotter.

Why she should be lower: Poison Ivy and Fire Ants.

So there you have it, 11-20. Check us out next Monday to see 1-10. I wonder who the rest will be.

p.s.- try your best to be relatively nice (yet still funny) in the comments section. Gulp. Please…

60 Responses to “Power Poll: The 20 Hottest Women in the Oklahoma City Media (20-11)”


  1. 1 Port-O-Potty Picasso

    can we get a better picture of audra taylor? and by better maybe a little tighter angle (not so tight that we miss the sweater meat) but just tight enough to lose the four humunkulous cracker tools standing around her? and who listens to the morning animal anyway?

  2. 2 sofa king

    Ali Meyer at 16? WTF? I didn’t even know KOCO had a news department but that station still gets 40% of the spots in this poll? Wow.

  3. 3 Patrick

    Is Ali too high? Or too low.

  4. 4 Andrew

    Ali is WAY too low. That girl is smokin’ hot.

  5. 5 none

    KOCO and FOX25 have the best women. Let’s hope that’s reflected in the next series. I better see Jessica, Maggie, and Sana in the top 5, or I’ll be forced to call you guys “Girly Men”. And throw in Jennifer Pierce too, she’s gorgeous.

  6. 6 Rock

    Kimberly Lohman looks good on T.V. but is even better in person. Should be a little higher on the list.

  7. 7 Woody

    Great poll fellas!!! I can’t wait to see where Robin Marsh ranks. As for Audra, didn’t she used to mow people’s lawns in a bikini as a promo contest on the Rick&Brad show?

  8. 8 Abbey Rae

    Audra wants you to look at our videos on thesportsanimal.com. You can see way more sweater meat. And we catfight. Woohoo!

    And I know I’m new to the area, but shouldn’t the traffic girl get some love, too? :)

  9. 9 Shane

    If Robin Marsh shows up in your Top 10, you guys will lose any and all credibility.

  10. 10 Patrick

    Hmmmn. The Lost Ogle and Credibilty. Just doesn’t seem right.

  11. 11 Dave

    Can’t wait to see where Teri (sp?) Watkins ranks in the top 10!

  12. 12 stevo

    you must have had some really hot girls contributing to this poll..

    :popcorn

  13. 13 Gan M.

    The picture accompanying Teri Watkins’ inclusion in the top 10 had better include sweater meat.

  14. 14 Media Whore

    Not sure who all you will have in the Top 10, but #’s 18, 17, 16 should all be much, much higher. Just this man’s opinion.

  15. 15 JG FROM OKC

    I think Courtney Coates is so HOT…Can you feel the sizzle…That girl is hot I would date her!!!! I wonder if has a Boyfriend???? She’s smoking HOT…And let me say JLO you have nothing on her…. ..She is Booty Licious.. that sorority girl puts the boom in BOOMER SOONER!!

  16. 16 HottieJ

    I watch Fox 25 every morning just to catch a glimpse of Courtney Coates and Lauren Richardson. Hope Lauren makes the top 10! That Katie Delaune isn’t bad either!

  17. 17 Joe - Gazette

    It’s Rosa Flores time!

  18. 18 kdbp1213

    Don’t put Robin Marsh and her hooker earrings in the top ten, please !!!!!!!

  19. 19 blythe

    wow. their (collective) haircuts are like watching friends when rachel had, well, the “rachel.” is there a discount somewhere in town? would kate godwin be fired if she sported a modern style? how long until ali meyer rocks the cavanaugh? tune in tonight at 10:07 to find out! but first, rick mitchell’s forecast for the obviously oblivious.

  20. 20 Clark Matthews

    Actually, I think Bobbie Miller is rocking a “Mary Tyler Moore style” circa the “Dick Van Dyke Show”. And yes, I realize I have to turn in one of my man cards for this comment.

  21. 21 Jared

    Melissa Newton is cute. She doesnt even have a profile on KOCO, but i saw her on last night and she looked good.

  22. 22 KNIGHT

    In the interest of being fair and balanced, I am sure you will have a hottest mens list after this…right?

  23. 23 SoonerDustin

    Abbey Rae,

    You’re tops in my book!

  24. 24 sofa king

    Ali is WAAAAAAY to low! Seriously, some of the voters must have had different criteria…collectively 16-20 are much hotter than 11-15.

  25. 25 Paul

    Please tell me Linda Cavanaugh is number #1!!!! She is one hot GILF!!!!!!

  26. 26 Grendel

    I’ve met Tierney, and she’s even better looking in person.

    When I see Robin Marsh’s earrings, I just assume that’s the size of the hole she wants you to cut in the box.

  27. 27 Tony

    22: Actually… YES!

  28. 28 Abbey Rae

    Thanks, Dustin! I try! :)

  29. 29 SoonerD

    Amanda, Ali and Audra need to be higher! 4 A’s in a row weird. In that order. Audra and Ali are hot as lava! Make them all my baby’s mommas.

  30. 30 Tony Sellars

    #12, please!

    That’s a man, baby!

    And the reason to downgrade Kate Godwin… her voice is seizure inducing.

  31. 31 Dirt Monkey

    You’re better than this. Maybe a Top-5 list was in order instead.

  32. 32 DaddyPlaid

    True, if Robin Marsh shows up I’ll vomit. But if that chick with that alien lookin face and long nose shows up… I’m never coming back.

  33. 33 ouredman

    Alien? You must mean Amy Lester: http://newsok.com/article/1046797

    As a side, what happened to Nick Winkler on News9. That guy had the most ridiculous stories ever! He’d try to break up his speech for drama (and fail) and he’d interview someone right in front of him, but video from across the road, under the bridge and through a hole with weeds in front of the camera It was like a parody of local news, but intended to be serious.

  34. 34 ervin bizzy

    That’s just mean about Amy Lester. However I’m not sure that Kealey should hit any hot list. Her and that other girl remind me of The Gap Girls from SNL.

  35. 35 SoonerDustin

    Abbey Rae,

    You know…(In my best broadcasting voice) I used to work in radio…maybe we can have lunch and swap stories? Tony can vouch for me… :)

  36. 36 none

    Rosa Flores went to Houston.

    Melissa Newton jumped from FOX25 to KOCO.

    Nick Winkler got fired from NEWS 9, now he’s up in the Northeast.

    I believe Kate Godwin left KOCO, because Sophia Reza has her anchoring job.

  37. 37 The Gentner

    Does Kevin Simms qualify for this list?

  38. 38 boz

    Does Patrick’s perverted roommate have a list of top 10 hottest media chicks in Dallas Cowboy cheerleader outfits?

  39. 39 SoonerD

    Sofia Reza is on your top 10 huh? She is cute but, a poor man’s Jessica Alba. Sofia if you read this you are a QT.

  40. 40 Danny

    I hope the bouncy Jamie Cerreta’s in the top 5!

  41. 41 Joel

    #16 and #11 = Not Hot…How in the world did they make the Top 20? Kate Godwin? For real???

  42. 42 Mark

    I get the strongest impression that some of you guys are getting vaseline on your remote controls.

  43. 43 HeyHey

    Kimberly Lohman is the most awesome, y’all are stupid. Plus she’s got none of the Botox the top 10 are hittin’. And check when she turns around………

  44. 44 Insyder

    Another strike against poor Amy Lester: Her name sounds like “a molester.” Which means I crack up every time I hear the phrase “Amy Lester joins us from a local school …”

  45. 45 Abbey Rae

    This list was the best idea ever, because everytime I check the site, ya’ll have even more comments! Kudos!

  46. 46 big boy

    Good list, but audra needs to be in the top five. Patrick, you sealed the deal with blythe yet?

  47. 47 Classic TV

    Ali Meyer and Bobbie Miller are way to low. Ali gets 10 smokin Stars ********** and Bobbie is the “HOTTEST” chocolate fanatic in the market.

  48. 48 Bronx

    Ali is way too hot to even be in this market! Your judges are on crack.

    Not only is she a goddess, she rocks on the air too, unlike half the people on this list!

  49. 49 Patrick

    Wow. The 50th comment better be good. On Monday, I’ll release the total points these nice ladies received.

    Also, I’m starting to think that family members are now posting comments, too.

  50. 50 Pedro

    HAHAHAHA Unlike Kell Ogle that line still cracks me up.

    Ali? r u kidding?! by the way why did Nick Winkler got fired?

    My vote goes for PHYLLIS WILLIAMS….

  51. 51 jab

    Another voice crying out in the wilderness for a hot men list in the interest of equal time.

  52. 52 none

    You 3 “LostOgle” boys need to fire your female judges. Women cannot properly judge a woman’s beauty; they’re not wired for it. I may have to revoke your “Man Card”.

    I think you should have stuck with a top ten list only.

    I liked the comment about the vaseline and the remote. If you’ll watch KOCO, you won’t NEED a remote! There is NO channel-flipping away from Jessica and Maggie.

  53. 53 Port-O-Potty Picasso

    can we get robin meade from headline news to come to okc and then we can put her and lauren richardson and the audra chick on tv and let them straighten each other out?

  54. 54 Grendel

    Actually, I like the idea of women discussing the hotness of other women.

    I could go for some Patti Suarez and Bella Shaw though. And some old school Jane Jayroe with the big 80’s hair.

  55. 55 WTF

    Who will be #1…..Somebody on the FOX 25 morning new show!

  56. 56 Sheri

    If you need someone to help you compile the list for hot male members (heh) of the local media, drop me a note. Based on your list of judges for the female list, I qualify! :-)

  57. 57 M
  58. 58 Bosley

    If Linda Cavanaugh doesn’t make the top ten I’m punching someone in the kidney.

  59. 59 SoonerD

    Totally forgot about SANA SYED! Fox 25

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