Tony once told me that wearing a “I HEART Lunges” shirt to the gym is about as cool as wearing the t-shirt of a band to one of their concerts. Since that’s the case, I will not be wearing a Dinosaur Jr. shirt next Sunday at the Conservatory. Tony’s words of wisdom also made me wonder what he thinks about a bunch of people dressing up in Scrabble pieces that spell out their employer’s name to their employer’s Halloween costume contest. I bet he’d think it’s “not cool.”
Anyway, when I see the picture above, I imagine the meeting in the NewsOK studio where they were all thinking of possible group costume ideas. I bet the dude (Letter S) in the middle wanted to be the crew from “Gilligan’s Island”, while the hip guy (Letter K) with the red bandanna wanted to a group of ninjas, and the girl on the far right (Letter N) wanted to be the KOCO News Team. And while they were discussing these cool ideas, Dave Morris said that probably the best idea would be for them to be Scrabble letters that spell out NewsOKTV. And then Angie Bruss said they didn’t have enough people to spell it out, and that they should just be a nativity scene and that Dave could even be Baby Jesus, but then Dave quickly volunteered to be the letters “T” and “V” and the costume situation was settled.
Geeze. If that’s all true, which I’m sure it probably is, you got to wonder how big of an ego this Dave Morris guy must have! Not only did he probably think this up to kiss Ed Kelly’s ass, but he also decided to be the shirt with two letters. I bet this was so he could draw attention to himself and also tie the letter K for the highest total points. Hell, I bet he even had a “triple word score” card hidden in his back pocket and some weird new age urban dictionary that proves TV can be considered a word, just in case Mr. Monday showed up as the letter X.
Yeah. That’s probably all true. I guess.
What a flaming douche bag that guy is…”I can’t make it on TV, so I’ll make it on the newspapers web page…LAME O!
For some reason I think Angie Bruss is kinda hot.
Went to school with her. She’s a nice gal…
Go Patriots!
How old is she?
Does she have anything on her myspace page she wouldn’t want us to see?
Doesn’t Angie have a boyfriend? Seems like she has mentioned that on air.
She deserves to be on the “hot list”. She’s a lot better than half of your first group. Kick off the KSBI girl and replace her with Angi.
I’ve watched “Hot on Homes”, she’s incredible.
I was always afraid Angie Bruss was going bald when she was a reporter on Channel 4. She must be using Rogaine now.
Dave Morris is a good guy. Stop bagging on him.
But NewsOK video does have much suckage. As does entire website.
I read that as New Sok TV. Which I thought was weird.
X!
the guy only gave one point to TWO letters?? he doesn’t seem that bright to me….
I think there is a 4 underneath the V. I think a fun contest is to see who can spell the highest score out of the letters available.
I got: K-N-O-W-S. 12 points!
i’ve been sitting here for the better part of 10 minutes trying to figure out a clever anagram for newsoktv, but i can’t. yup, that’s about it.
You guys are good - Angi does have a boyfriend…she is definitely hot…is a very nice gal…and is indeed incredible! Leave the KSBI girl where she is on the “hot list” - Angi belongs in the top 10!
“I think there is a 4 underneath the V”
d’oh!! missed that.
*retreats defeated*
I got “WOKS.TV” which could be a web site on Asian food. 12 points.
Angie has a brother that used to play praise and worship music at a local super church on Penn. FYI.
1. Morris used to be kind of a cool guy, but he got bullied into this TV-wannabe bullshit by the powers-that-be at Teh Oklahomenz. They stroked his ego to get him to do the gig.
2. Bruss has a fivehead, most of which is full of fetid air.
Ban the nickel!