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I never thought I would find myself in the uncomfortable position of helping rank the “12 Hottest Men in the Oklahoma City News Media.” Also, I never thought I would find myself writing about these men from my 17-year old brother’s computer at my parents house. So thanks to whoever made Gary England mad and prompted him to rid half of Oklahoma City of power and launch two huge frozen trees into my backyard (trees for which I am apparently responsible to cut down and clean up).
Yeah, thanks a bunch.
Anyway, the rankings of the top 12 hottest men in the OKC media is after the jump. In our hottest women power poll, we had some help from other people. However, the power poll and our judges came under a bunch of scrutiny and criticism, so we decided to wing this power poll on our own. Granted, Tony and I may not be the best judges of a mans hot factor, but Clark Matthews? This is something he was born to do.
So check it out. Tell us what we did wrong. Tell us who should be higher. Tell us who should be lower. And tell my neighbor’s trees to go !$&? themselves.
12. Dean Blevins
Where He Works: KWTV Channel 9, The Sports Animal
What He Does: Sports Director, Sports Talk Host, Precentages Expert
Why He Should be Higher: Dean used to be the quarterback for the University of Oklahoma. That can earn you some bonus points.
Why He Should be Lower: Allegedly, Dean suffered an array of “injuries” at the hands of opposing players and friendly co-eds during his days as the quarterback at University of Oklahoma. Plus he is really digs public urination.
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11.Craig the Movie Guy
Where He Works: WILD 97.9 (and pretty much every morning radio show in Oklahoma City)
What He Does: Talks about movies and other stuff
Why He Should be Higher: The girl pictured with Craig is A-list pornstar and Moore girl Jesse Jane. Since Craig has his arm around Jesse, we are going to assume he had sex with her. According to Tony, you have to be hot or rich to bang a porn star. Since Craig is a morning DJ, we figured he’s not yet rich. Therefore, we can assume that he is hot.
Why He Should be Lower: Girls probably get tired of going on movie dates to Quail Springs Mall.
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10. Toby Rowland
Where He Works: KWTV Channel 9, KREF 1400AM
What He Does: Dean Blevin’s Backup, Sports Talk Host
Why He Should be Higher: Toby is a small college hoops fan, a good Nazarene boy and he is occasionally funny. This makes him the hottest most desirable man in the city of Bethany. Plus, he let us join and win his KREF fantasy football league.
Why He Should be Lower: It’s hard to rank someone in the top 12 who has a radio show on KREF and is also Dean Blevins backup.
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9. Ross Dixon
Where He Works: OETA, Channel 13
What He Does: Chief Meteorologist
Why He Should be Higher: Just look at the way he points to Arkansas on that weather map. How could any women resist that. Plus he can tell you old stories about Oklahoma Territory and the land run.
Why He Should be Lower: He would probably take girls out on 4pm dates to the Queen Anne Cafeteria.
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8. Tyler Suiters
Where He Works: KOCO Channel 5
What He Does: 6pm & 10pm News AnchorWhy He Should be Higher: The ghey guy that Tyler is kissing seems to be pretty excited, which probably means that ghey guys find him hot. Also, his wife is a MILF, which also means that MILFs probably find him hot.
Why He Should be Lower: Empty glass, check! 1997 pager, check! Man boob, check! Veins protruding from
foreskinforearm, check.
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7. Brent Skarky
Where He Works: OklaTravelNet.com
What He Does: Anchor for OklaTravelNet.com
Why He Should be Higher: To make this list as diverse as possible, Brent should be in the top 5. He also probably wishes he was in the picture with Tyler.
Why He Should be Lower: The picture above is what Brent has up on his MySpace Page (it’s private, don’t bother). People who put pictures like that on their MySpace should be banned from the internet.
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6. Pork
Where He Works: WWLS the Sports Animal
What He Does: Morning Animal
Why He Should be Higher: Girls like big strong guys who are knowledgeable about sports. Pork seems to fit that bill.
Why He Should be Lower: Even though he sometimes tries to go by the name Todd Lisenbee, the guy is doomed to be called Pork as long as he works in the Oklahoma City market. That kind of ruins the hotness factor.
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5. Kelly Ogle
Where He Works: KWTV Channel 9
What He Does: 6pm and 10pm anchor, My 2 Cents
Why He Should be Higher: If a blind man was coming up with this list, Kelly Ogle would be a hands down number 1 on voice factor alone. Greg Zoobeck would be number 2.
Why He Should be Lower: Kelly’s kind of a large imposing character. Plus his name is Kelly. Both those things are scary.
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4. Brady Brus
Where He Works: KSBI Channel 52
What He Does: Weatherman, Station Owner
Why He Should be Higher: Brady owns a TV station. For some reason, that makes him seem pretty powerful. Just look at me. Power = Hotness
Why He Should be Lower: Brady seems like the type of guy who would possibly expose himself to the hair washing girl at a popular Oklahoma City hair salon. I don’t know why, but there is something kind of creepy about that.
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3. Mark Rodgers
Where He Works: KOCO Channel 5
What He Does: Sports Director
Why He Should be Higher: Mark gets to work with Maggie Carlo and Jessica Schambach. Hotness loves company. Missouri does, too.
Why He Should be Lower: As the picture clearly illustrates, Mark struggles at basketball…especially when guarded by Toby Rowland.
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2. Gary England
Where He Works: KWTV Channel 9
What He Does: Meteorological Genius
Why He Should be Higher: Doppler Radar.
Why He Should be Lower: Gary invented the stupid state map that appears during every major sporting event.
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1. Al Eschbach
Where He Works: WWLS the Sports Animal
What He Does: Talks about OU Football and Basketball
Why He Should be Higher: He can’t. He’s the epitome of hotness. Plus, how many people can lay claim to being both the hottest man and leprechaun in the same media market?
Why He Should be Lower: What’s up with the left elbow?
So there you have it, ladies, our 12 Hottest Men in the Oklahoma City media. Tell us what you think. Also, check us out next week for our 20 hottest MySpace friends…just kidding.
I can’t believe Jeff and Scott from the FOX 25 weather team aren’t on your list…you guys should give up judging men…
Strangely, I think you guys got closer on this one than the “Babes” list.
LOL !
I think you may have offended the other two remaining Ogles, expect to get a visit from Mike Morgan to teach you a valuable weather lesson….
Mark’s pic….priceless!!!
What? No Jim Traber? Are you kidding, lol.
Brady Brus was an allstate football player at Mustang. Does that move him up or down?
Ross Dixon rules! Anybody else remember back in the 80s when he was on channel 5 and his son was kidnapped and held hostage for a week or so? That freaked me out!
What no Jenni Carlson? Jenni is at least in the top 5
doug, i believe, is/was the name of ross’s son. i remember the situation, too, boz. the dixons lived in norman as i did………
Why He Should be Lower: Allegedly, Dean suffered an array of “injuries” at the hands of opposing players and friendly co-eds during his days as the quarterback at University of Oklahoma. Plus he is really digs public urination.
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From what I’ve heard of the “injuries” Dean suffered at OU, I would think the public urination fascination would be a painful proposition for him.
Tyler Suiters…”Veins protruding from foreskin, check.”
ForeARM, maybe?
Freudian slip?
It took way too long for anyone to catch that…
I am very upset that Chris Needham did not gather enough support to make this list.
“HE GOT IT! HE GOT IT!”
I love this list. Im glad to see Pork on it…whats the exact email address for the Morning Animals…we should all send them a link to this list–do they have the balls to mention The Lost Ogle and give them proper on-air credit???
I have heard that Brady Brus pulled a gun on Gary England. Is this true?
seriously dudes, where’s mike morgan? sure he packed on a few in the last few years, but you would too if you were eating to fill the void left in your soul by gary’s greatness. brady brus is good, though. i plan to marry him so that i don’t have to change any of my monogrammed items.
If only Mitch was still here.
Mike Morgan looks like dracula, he can’t be “hot” when he’s also frightening.
idk about the list but you should thank your little brother for letting you use his computer.
In “The Lost Ogle” world, Gary England must have climbed just a bit higher yesterday…Jim Traber was ripping on him when “Cornhusker Rick” aka Rick Mitchell was on The Animal yesterday afternoon…Traber was telling Rick how glad he was to have him on their station, etc. instead of the guy who mumbles all the time and sounds like he’s talking to people he knows out in the country, etc. It was “odd”…
kelly should not be ranked. if it were a more polite subject matter, i would post the reason here. since my last comment was obviously too over the top i will have to email it to you and hopefully you can get the word out about kelly ogle.
Thanks, Joel. At least we now know who is to blame for this ice storm.
there’s no print media dudes on the list. you put a whole bunch of meat puppets and a few minimum wage radio dorks on your list and this constitutes the whole of okc media? guess you guys can’t/don’t read much…
Mr. Monday nearly made the list, but we don’t know what he looks like.
Also, Jerry Shottenkirk finshed number 13. This was so I could write “Shottenkirk.”
Dude that picture of Mark Rogers is also an instant classic. Thank you for making me lol and interrupt the silence that was in the computer lab. Everybody was staring at me.
Mr. Monday kind of looks like Donald Logue. Except shorter…and rounder. And with glasses.
Actually, in my case, P-O-P Picasso is correct. I just can’t read.
Escbach’s left elbow has a penis.
I read your blog almost every day, and I think you guys are absolutely hilarious. As a native Oklahoman and avid sports fan, I feel like I am an honorary member of your lostogle cult but without the witty writing skills and listmaking abilities.
Van Shea Iven hits on high school girls every Friday night in the fall. I think that should have qualified him to be on this list.
the pic of mark is wondermous
Imagine Mark and Toby in that picture if they were fighting over a donut.
Mark is talking about you guys and your list as we speak. Talking about how he is going to redeem himself from the OU Media game. But did give it up to you guys as Traber would say
That Brent Skarky gets me moist
Many women the world over feel as lucy does. Especially when Brent rocks the mock turtlenecks. Higher!