Hehe…just kidding. That’s not the real dance team. I think it’s actually the Oklahoma Cavs halftime “entertainment.” Check out the real Cavs dance team after the jump.
Yep, that’s them. You may remember about six weeks ago when we provided a free sneak preview of a few of the dancers. And by “sneak preview”, I mean we just posted some of their MySpace Pics before the “official” pic above was released.
Anyway, I guess it’s kind of good to finally see some fledgling minor league cheerleaders in action–complete with awkward pouty looks, half smiles and arched backs. It’s also good to see that the Cavs staff likes to set up the scoreboard computer when the dance team is taking their group photo. Sadly, I think those are the only good things from the photo. Let me tell you two things that are not good:
Not Good Thing Number 1: I would probably hook up with at least half of these girls if I were sober. Hell, I’d even hook up with a couple others if I were drunker than someone who just finished playing the Jim Traber drinking game as “Mark Rodgers.” I never thought I’d see the day when I would openly admit to something that…well…sad. It makes me feel old and icky. Of course, I also ranked Al Eschbach as the hottest man in the Oklahoma media, so who knows.
Not Good Thing Number 2: The picture of the Cavs Girls inspired me to perform research on the rest of the CBA teams and see how their dancing gals compare to the ladies from Lawton. The results are below:
On sheer quantity alone, the Emeralds have the Cavs dancer beat. Plus they take their pictures in front of old fireplace looking things. Plus most of them appear hot. Advantage: Emeralds
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The East Kentucky Miner Diamond Girls
Diamond Girls? Are you kidding me? Robo Niner and Abner 89er are rolling in their mascot grave right now. These girls should be the Zirconia Girls. Advantage: Cavs Girls.
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The Great Falls Explorers Sapphires
According to Tony, The Red Dog has better looking dancers than these girls from Great Falls. That’s not good. Advantage: Cavs Girls
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You have to love a dance team that wears black shirts and jeans. They are also from a town–Minot–that we never knew existed. Advantage: Rockettes.
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The Rio Grande Silverados Dance Team:
From the group picture, I would say the Silverados girls win. But when you see their individual shots, it kind of changes your mind…maybe. Advantage: Push
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The Yakima Sun Kings Sun Dancers:
The chick in the middle is wearing tube socks. Tube socks!!! Advantage: Sun Dancers
So there you have it. Now you know how the Lawton Cavs Girls compare with other fledgling minor league basketball dance teams form around the country. As a reward for making it this far, here’s a picture of non-fledgling professional basketball team dancer: Honeybee Talor.
Gawd…the “Sapphires” are terrible…except for the one in the middle, shes pretty cute. Mental Note: Never move to Great Falls. Or Rio Grande for that matter (and I prefer brunettes).
I actually went to college with a couple of the new Cavs girls. Had no idea they were (semi)professionals until I saw it on your site. Keep up the good work!
The Rio ladies look hard, and I am not sure about Priscilla being a woman. Is it me or could she be a he? Just a thought for Friday.
That Sapphires photo has to be a joke…Plus size models to the left, AARP chick to the far right, and correct me if I’m wrong, but the girl second from the right is missing one of her front teeth…Did they have the tryouts in front of BoBo at the state fair???
Gan: Click the link. It’s really them. Also, one of the Diamond Girls looks 40.
East Kentucky Miner Diamond Girls…The uniforms (outfits?) with the black-and-white-striped-over-the-knee-socks give me head hurt. After seconds of careful consideration my vote goes to Minot.
upon further investigation, it appears that the emerald girls’ tops are actually just tank tops…folded over..and tucked in under their bras..
don’t they have like a budget for uniforms or something????
How do the teams play basketball on the court in Rio Grande? Wouldn’t it be hard to dodge all the stripper poles?
K, I still don’t know what this post is about. I was just looking at the pictures. I like it though.
more photos of the honeybees !!!!
the pic of the soldiers watching the teenage halftime show is kind of creepy
Yah I was about to say, what kind of half time show only draws military personnel.
Is it just me or do the diamond girls look like they just rolled out of a dumpster? Seriously though, how do the Rockettes beat the cav girls? It looks like they took their official picture at a slumber party, one in the back isn’t even looking at the camera the girl in the front looks like she has down syndrome.
Anyone catch the lone white girl on the silveradoes sandwiched in the middle of a bunch of hot girls in hopes no one will notice.
There’s not a broad on this page I wouldn’t do… are the rest of you guys all gay or something?
The military crowd was from an exibition game held at Ft. Sill.
boz: not that there’s anything wrong with that…..
there are a few in the pics that you have to wonder…………where do they hide their penis during half time shows?
That isn’t all the sapphires, just the good looking ones. It was a long season