I wish it ended like this….

In honor of tonight’s Fiesta Bowl, I’d like to share this classic You Tube clip with you.  I hope and pray that tonight’s game isn’t 1/8th as entertaining as last year’s ”why is that guy running sideways and backwards on 4th and 18!” debacle.  I also hope and pray that the game tonight is not as ”up and down” as last year’s nightmare.  Seriously, the 2007 Fiesta Bowl was the equivalent of showing up to Baker’s Street on a Saturday night and getting hit on by a bunch of ugly “122nd and Penn” girls for three hours, but then pulling your act together and ending up taking home some hot girl from Edmond because she likes funny guys, and when you get home she sees a picture of your family and you discover she’s your long lost half sister and then one of the Mathis brother’s jumps out from the closet and has sex with her.   Sure, it was entertaining and makes a good story, but the ending sucked and you feel down and creepy for weeks.  Or, well, something like that.

Anyway, good luck to the Sooners tonight.  May Gary England watch over and protect them.

9 Responses to “I wish it ended like this….”


  1. 1 Pokit N

    Is pulling for your instate rival incestuous? I want the big 12 to do well. I Was glad to see Missooo beat the dog water out of Arkansas, also happy to see Tech steal one from Howie Long’s son. However if UO loses but the game is as entertaining as the Boise Game then I’ll be pretty happy.
    N E Who good luck I guess.

  2. 2 stevo

    “getting hit on by a bunch of ugly “122nd and Penn” girls for three hours, but then pulling your act together and ending up taking home some hot girl from Edmond because she likes funny guys, and when you get home she sees a picture of your family and you discover she’s your long lost half sister and then one of the Mathis brother’s jumps out from the closet and has sex with her.”

    spoken like a man who knows the pain all too well…ay, patrick?

  3. 3 Patrick

    Actually, Tony told me to write that.

  4. 4 MarkB

    Go Mountaineers!

  5. 5 Jess

    Dude!

  6. 6 Glenn

    So sorry for you OU people, but it didn’t end like last year…..it was worse! Can you say CHOKE?

  7. 7 OtherDave

    Only thing that would have made last night’s show better was the shot of the chubby little 9 year kid with the OU face paint blubbering like his dog had just been run over.

  8. 8 Raller

    I was on the lookout for that kid as well. The 2nd best thing that I saw last night was “Berry” and “Dingle” sitting next to one another.

  9. 9 Clark Matthews

    I liked Dingle and Berry sitting next to each other. I liked it even more that the announcer actually pointed it out. Fox isn’t afraid of the FCC.

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