BAM!
A little over a month ago, we revealed to the world that Dave Morris–the NewsOK.com anchorman dude–has a big ego. Now I guess we know why. Apparently, the girl pictured above (and here and here and here) is his girlfriend. We know this because he has about 5,000 pictures of her on his MySpace Page. I guess I can’t blame him. If this chick was my girlfriend I’d probably have a shrine dedicated to her somewhere in my basement or attic. Or at least in a small Kenny’s Shoes box in my hall closet. I’d also remove the red eye from her photographs.
Anyway, after seeing this chick, I think we can say that Dave Morris has skyrocketed past Brent Skarky as the biggest douche bag in the Oklahoma City media. Hell…just look at everything Dave’s accomplished. He’s:
1: Scored a hot chick who is way out of his league
2: Demanded to be 2-letters in a Scrabble group costume
3: Posted these “I am too cool” pictures on his MySpace Page:
and,
4: Plays the keyboard in an “alternative” band called…eh…”Falcon Five-O.”
Seriously, I think Dave should quit his job and become one of those “I did it and so can YOU!” motivational speakers who places tiny classified ads in newspapers and teaches douche bag success seminars for only $50. I know I’d sign up. Hell, he’s already motivated Tony, Clark, my perverted roommate and I to start an alternative rock band called “Powerlines Down.” However, we do need a bass player and gentner operator. Contact us if you are interested.
(p.s.-Sorry if this sucks for my 100th post. Hopefully, we’ll have more Lauren soon.)
UPDATE: Dave has decided to make his MySpace Page private. What a douche bag.
I’m told the man plowed through a school’s worth of interns at 9.
the “peace sign” picture should soooooo be on his band’s first album cover
Who?
He seems a little too Greg Brady. And he may get a Double Word Score for the chick in the pink sweater, but I’d be more impressed if he were dating the t-shirt chick.
He’s come a long way since OCU sports information office intern.
By the way, this didn’t get much coverage in the news since the hubbub about the anti-immgration law stole all the headlines, but it is now legal for you to punch anyone who posts photos of themselves adjusting their coat in the mirror or flashing a peace sign while wearing sunglasses. True!
Does Dave get extra cool points for being a fan of Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon and Janice Joplin (or is that Mama Cass)??
Now this kind of insightful investigative reporting is what I pay you guys for…keep up the good work.
p.s. this guy is a complete tool.
Those Things are Pointy!!
Stop me if you’ve heard tihs one…
Dave walks into a bar.
Bartender asks, “Why the long face?”
(insert rimshot here)
He certainly puts the “oo” in tool
Are those “chick” glasses?
Leave him alone … he’s got 100 shares of D&G.
I worked with both Dave and Tony Sellars at the OCU sports information office. small world.
They just set there profiles to private.
More Amy!
I want to join “Powerlines Down,” but only if I can just be on stage dancing like that worthless dude from The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.
We also need a tambourine player to be like that dude from the Brian Jonestown Massacre.
Joel! A valiant tambourine man indeed.
But why all the hate? Hating on a douche can easily turn one into douche.
Touche?
So he is 33? She looks all of about 20. Which, don’t get me wrong, good for him. I say congrats to the man.
P.S.- It is amazing how you guys can get someone to turn their myspace profile to private in about four minutes flat. Good for you too!
Damnnnnmn! That girl is fine. That first color pic of Dave, looks like a monkey trying sign language. Middle pic looks to be a line-up. Possibly a report to the OCPD for douchebaggtry. Or a head-shot,(he gives full body shots for auditions) for a remake of the “Outsiders” called the “Insider”. Of course he wants to play Tom Cruise’s role. Or is it C Ruse. Third pic he is saying peace to his dignity or free thought or (insert joke here). And whats with the Superman curl? I cannot believe he made Superman lame. Nevermind it is just him, not Superman.
I used to work at the OCU Athletic Department too…..maybe we should start a support group.
I do like the airbrushed portrait of Jimmy Hendrix, John Lennon and Janis Joplin (that is behind his girlfriend). Its so a la state fair.
This is proof that there is hope for average guys everywhere. I am thoroughly encouraged.
Wow…a Joel Gion reference. Once I see a man eat his own head, then I’ll have seen everything.
Joel also plays a mean set of maracas. He now has a band The Dilettantes, with their aptly titled album “101 Tambourines.” Take that Antone!
Great post, way better than any centennial celebration.
Dave Morris and Blake Jackson: evidence of what can happen when some higher up at the croak decides that they paper needs to spend a bunch of money doing something that doesn’t improve the news or the paper. Both are fevered ego tools that would have been writing news if they could find their asses with two hands and a map.
I guess I could play tamborine as well as be on stage acting worthless… Maybe we could get Sandi Davis to interview “Powerlines Down” from the NewsOK studios. Also, our publicist/PR rep should be Teri Watkins.
These myspace page exposés are starting to get a little tired. You should go ahead and check everyone you know in Oklahoma City for a myspace page, post everything you find, and be done with it.
“These myspace page exposés are starting to get a little tired.”
These?
Please….Send me on a special mission to make this guys life miserable. I’m talking eat rat poison, lay in the middle of I-35 miserable. What should I do?
Dave crashed my wedding.
That kinda makes me a cocksman, once removed. Take THAT, Establishment!
So he’s got a smokin’ girlfriend and he’s in a band?
Uh, okay. Take that Dave…you douche bag.
Okay so I’m reading this again to see if I’ve missed something, but on the surface…guy scores hot girls…has a decent gig…plays music which can’t hurt in the scoring of hot girls. Sounds like someone I’d like to have as a wing man on a Saturday night in Bricktown. I know I know. Maybe that means I’m a douche bag. I’ll save you the typing and just say that I must be. Otherwise, I would be green like the rest of you.
You must have not read Exhibit 2 and Exhibit 3.
Exhibit 3 puts him in Douche Bag lore.
Yes exhibit two and three take the cake…
I’m not sure, but “Gourley” and “Gantry” defending ol Dave? I smell a rat…or is it just Dave’s hair?
Walter, you ignorant slut; For Pete’s sake, the guy you want for your wing man is the guy El Douchebag had for his you idiot! Anyone that can slough off babe’s like this one got to be a player – not the guy that catches the pop-fly when the girl’s off her meds.
I’m just as God made me. All I’m saying is it seems a little harsh to call a guy a douche bag for having a hot girlfriend. Call me a rat or whatever you like. I seriously doubt Mr. Morris has ever demanded to be two letters in a scrabble costume. Sounds like some folks are just jealous. I am. I mean. I saw the picture.
“These?” Let’s see; how about Fun With MySpace:http://www.thelostogle.com/2007/07/10/fun-with-myspace/ and Jenni Carlson Has 35 Friends And We Are Not One Of Them: http://www.thelostogle.com/2007/09/26/jenni-carlson-has-35-friends-we-are-not-one-of-them/
Wow, that guys is a huge scrote. the word chode also comes to mind. i hope he dies in a fire.
What’s not to love? The 30W hair oil? The Colbert-esque misshapenness of his soggy ears? The crazy-eyed Daughter of Diapernaut gf? What are you huys, a buncha homos?
dave’s band might be lame-o, but he’s a great guy. the front man of the lame-o band, hopper something, is a jackass though. booooo.
Leave the guy alone! He is a really nice guy, probably nicer then you douche bags that are dissing him