Breaking News: Bob Stoops played football at Purdue

 

If you’re like me, you always assumed that Bob Stoops played college football at the University of Iowa (just look at the tiny picture above). However–in what has to be breaking news–it appears that The Oklahoman has learned that Bob Stoops actually played for Purdue! 

From an article regarding the anticipated hiring of Jay Norvell as the Sooners replacement for Kevin Sumlin:

Oklahoma is expected to name Jay Norvell as wide receivers coach and co-offensive coordinator sometime this week, sources have confirmed.

Norvell, who was offensive coordinator at UCLA this past season, told the Lincoln (Neb.) Journal-Star on Wednesday that he has accepted the OU position…

Sooner coach Bob Stoops and Norvell have a connection that dates back to when they played together at Purdue in the early 1980s.

What’s bizarre is that both Stoops and Norvell both claim on their resumes that they played college football at Iowa, but who are you going to trust?  Greedy, seedy college football coaches?  Or Oklahoma’s trusted news leader, The Oklahoman

My money is with The Oklahoman.

However, I will admit that there is a slight possibility that the people in the dark tower simply made an ignorant, ridiculous and embarrassing error.  But, seriously, how could that happen when they employ and pay professional journalists, proofreaders, copy editors, assistant editors and, well, normal editors. 

It’s impossible right?

Not really.  One thing I’ve learned over the past six months–whether it’s Cale Gundy’s infamous rant towards Jenni Carlson or the way the Putnam City School District has handled the crazy situation regarding their district superintendent–is that people and institutions do make mistakes.  Only some mistakes are a lot more embarrassing, and completly idiotic, than others.  

19 Responses to “Breaking News: Bob Stoops played football at Purdue”


  1. 1 Grendel

    Don’t you mean the way Oklahoma City has handled their crazy superintendent?

  2. 2 Bosley

    Wait…..

    Somethings wrong with the Oklahoman?

  3. 3 Mike Gundy

    I told you this paper is garbage, and the editor that let it out is garbage!!

  4. 4 Bosley

    Wait….

    Putnam City isn’t a real city?

  5. 5 Paul

    Wait…,

    Cale Gundy hates the Daily Oklahoman?

  6. 6 Walleye

    Reminds me of the time Jenni covered the MLB All-Star game in Detroit and referred to the ballpark twice in her column as US Cellular Field (in Chicago). But I brushed this off since I assumed there was no way in hell the DO actually paid for Jenni Carlson to cover an MLB all-star game.

  7. 7 OtherDave

    Hate to pile on but I’m pretty sure it’s Jenny Carlsen and it was the EDMOND school district with the superintendent problems…wasn’t it?

  8. 8 Deuce

    Lol, tell me you made that mistake on purpose to poke fun at the Oklahoman and you really didn’t mean to say Putnam City Schools superintendent.

    Dave, Edmond? Really? Does no one know what is going on in their city?

  9. 9 Patrick

    Me? Sarcasm? Making fun of the Oklahoman? Never!

  10. 10 ouredman

    Iowa…Purdue, does it really matter? They both have ugly uniforms and even uglier offenses. Kinda like trying to differentiate between Robert Allen and Dom DeLuise.

  11. 11 sofa king

    The sports department at the oklahoman is above reproach, just ask anyone that works there.

  12. 12 Robert

    The superintendant problem is in Yukon people. Get it right.

  13. 13 Flow

    So what are you telling me, that OU didn’t lose the Festivus Bowl?

  14. 14 mother... of children

    Cale coaches Running Backs at OU. Mike is one ranting about fat kids and momma’s boys.

  15. 15 Patrick

    Yeah..uhm…that may have been intentional.

  16. 16 Klop

    Please don’t associate Robert Allen with Dom DeLuiese. There is nothing humorous about Porkchop.

  17. 17 Mark

    This has nothing to do with the story, but doesn’t Jay Norvell look like he should have been in Boogie Nights?

  1. 1 Hmmn…this looks familiar. » The Lost Ogle
  2. 2 OPUBCO is really angry… at The Lost Ogle

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