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What the hell is going on in our county jails…

First, the Custer County jail turned into some real life Girls in Prison flick. Then, a month or two later, the founder of Girls Gone Wild claimed he was tortured by jailers in the Grady Country Jail. Now we learn the chick above apparently raped a male inmate at the Okfuskee County Jail by giving him a blow job, or, as The Oklahoman more elegantly stated, “performed oral sex.”

From the court affidavit:

Ms. Pelley wrote in her statement, she entered cell 10 with Bobby Mann. Ms. Pelley stated the two kissed for a while. Ms. Pelley stated she then performed oral sex on Mr. Mann. Ms. Pelley stated she stopped after thinking about what she was doing.

Geeze…no wonder she’s being accused of rape. She pulled the terrible “stopped after thinking about what she was doing” routine! What is she, married to the guy?

Also, when did the Oklahoma County Jail system think it was okay to start reenacting old porn storylines? I thought jail was supposed to be more like “Oz.” Not some Jesse Jane flick. Hell, the alleged rapist is even a 20-year old bisexual ex-cheerleader who’s MySpace page says: “I AM NOT A TYPICAL GIRL… I love to try new things and I like to party and have fun.” It’s like the only thing missing from this whole escapade is some cheesy 1970’s soundtrack and a cleared Internet browsing history.

Anyway, our legislative leaders need to quit focusing on crippling our state economy and instead do something to clean up our county jails. And if not, at least give us webcam access or something.

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Comments

  1. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. Rape? What rape? If a BJ was the punishment – just what the heck did the guy do?

  2. I guess the other guards had failed to mention to her the security system dead spots normally used for these actions?

  3. This is my favorite comment from her soon to be private MySpace page:

    I love to try new things and I like to party and have fun, when I don’t have my kids!!!Family is very important to me…

    She’s a keeper.

  4. From the article:
    Assistant District Attorney Mike Loeffler said the official charge is “forcible sodomy,” because an inmate cannot legally consent to sexual relations.

    Wow…I knew that when you are convicted of a felony that you lose civil rights such as being able to vote or own a gun. However, if it was better known that you lose your ability to consent to sex, I think the criminal justice system would prevent many more crimes.

  5. you know when people start mentioning the W’s…Weeletka, Wetumpka, Wapanucka, Wewoka, Wanette…you’re already deep in white trash land

    I can’t wait to see how this story turns out…looks like she’s married (maybe??)

  6. I know it’s good luck to kiss someone at midnight on New Year’s Eve. What’s the folklore on being forcibly orally sodomized?

  7. the mug shots of these two on newsok are priceless. i love his full body tattoo…how could you NOT forcibly sodomize someone like that

  8. She must have just added the the pic with the caption “I’m FAMOUS Bitch!!!”.

    Oviously, she’s a girl with a goal, and she’ll do whatever it takes to reach that goal. She should be commended, and allowed to ply her trade where she pleases. Does The Lost Ogle HQ need an intern?

  9. A similar instance happened in Coal County jail last year. In that case, a female dispatcher “coaxed” an inmate to the county’s law library where they proceeded to have anal sex. Apparently, the dispatcher’s husband (also the local fire chief) called the station looking for her. The Sheriff’s Dept. bagan searching the courthouse and busted in on the couple while “play was in progess”. Unfortunately, the carpet was hit by shrapnel and had to be repleaced.

  10. From her myspace:

    There is this guy who I love so so so much, he is sweet, sexy, we have so much in common, and I really hope everything works out!

  11. TLO is a wonderful place to spend time while in the midst of a 3 hour conference call…second only to perhaps the Okfuskee County jail.

  12. Dude the myspace is what gives the story a personal-lost ogle touch…

    I love that I don’t have to search the internet for websites of newsworthy lads and ladettes(?) in which to mock.

    I mean, I never would have come upon(!) Dave “James Dean” Morris’ myspace page-and I am all the better for it.

    And really-why not check out the page of someone from “Jails gone wild”

    It made me smile. And throw up a little bit, but still pretty cool.

  13. So I pointed out this particular news story to a high profile doctor at work (I’m a receptionist)while they were reading the paper and waiting on a meeting.

    I said that the fact that she’s married and has kids makes it way worse. They said “I didn’t see that in the article. How do you know?”

    Thanks Lost Ogle for making me informed! Haha…

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