I was flipping through a newspaper earlier and I saw this picture. My first thought wasn’t “Hey, look. It’s the greatest songwriter of all time.” The first thing I thought was “This is what Dave Morris will look like in 30 years.”
That is my life in a nutshell, folks. That is the horror story of my existence, thanks to this little blog.
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.
I never realized how similar Adam Sandler looks either.
dave morris replies, “it ain’t me babe, no, no, no. it ain’t me babe!”
I’m going to pray that he wakes up tomorrow and resembles this picture. He can then scream into the NEWSOK.TV camera, “I’m hideous…..HIDEOUS! And jump off that Vegas high rise building.