Today I was going to write a long, side-splittingly hilarious post about whether or not the Sonics should move to Oklahoma City. But then I saw this video and realized that there’s no way I could top this guy. I really hope Mayor Mick Cornett is watching, because I doubt he’s considered everything brought up in this important video.
(h/t to those dastardly innerwebbers)
I didn’t know that James the Marvel had a child. Interesting.
Proof that teachers need a raise… especially the special ed. teachers that made sure this child wasn’t left behind.
“…what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
from Billy Madison, circa 1995
I demand that 5 minutes of my life back!!!
Upon your suggestion, I ate at Jersey Mike’s today. That crap is two shades of nasty.
Emily:
clark.matthews@jerseymikes.com
I tried to get the Traber Special at Jersey Mikes one time, but they made me chase after a Japanese baseball player, which, let me tell ya big fella, is no easy feat!!
I had to give up 84 seconds into this..i could feel my rectum actually turning inside out, and that would’ve really messed up my favorite jeans. He should spend less money on spiced rum and RC Cola so he could afford to buy a couple of consonants…
You made it 84 seconds?
And yes, jersey mikes tastes a little bit like used jerseys…
Did you guys get it Mike’s Way?
OK, I think I’ve nailed down his position:
Clay is wrong to move the team, but Seattle shouldn’t be mad if he moves the team. The blame is on Oklahoma and everybody is screwed! We can’t pay “meeyons and meeyons” of dollars for the Ford Center. Both sides are wrong and the team should either play in Guymon or on the shag carpet in his Dad’s “Spirit of ‘76″ Chevy van.
He is about as skilled at oral communication as half the kids at newsok. Job opening?
Reason # 85,675 to hate potheads.
Can we ask him why American students do so poorly at geography?
he’s like a white hip-hop version of kige ramsey.
Ha! My first thought was that he seemed like a long-winded, high version of Kige Ramsey.
Hmmm, that guy or Traber? Who is more interesting?
Well Traber was a big leauger but the bandana guy has some really cool shades and he sure has the heartbeat of Seattle
Tough choices in this electronic world……..
this guy is a total ass-sniffer. you would think he uses his camera at home alone for better purposes.
Yeah! I got it Mike’s way….it tasted, well it didn’t have a taste at all and the roast beef was chewy….that was a bit disconcerting.
Well, he changed my mind!
It took me about 35 seconds to give up.
Oklahoma educational system, represent!
What’s worng with you people??? This kid is the new voice of a generation…I don’t understand why he isn’t on local sports radio already…Or, better yet, have his own Sunday Night Sports show on Fox 25…Maybe he could do his own weekly video commentary for The Lost Ogle???If you guys need help finding him, just ask Jim Traber who taught him how to edit his monologues because the same person clearly taught this kid…
BTW- LOVED the wardrobe
this was obviously a seattle person trying to act like he was from oklahoma… he gave it away in a couple of subtleties
Wow. Just wow.
Killer shades….that’s all I have to say.
MisterIowa trying to act like ChampVanGravy… THIS CRAP HAS GOT TO STOP!!!
I like his doo-rag.
The ClubSammich has a point.
STOP THE CHERRY VANGRAVY IMPERSONATION!!!!!!
If it doesnay stop here, then where?
Cherry VanillaGravy impersonations are not funny.
NOW, FalconJet impersonations, that is a different story
I made it 42 seconds…
I honestly felt like watching the rest of the video to see if his mom walked in…
This guy isn’t from Oklahoma City, he is from Seattle, posing as someone from Oklahoma City, mocking us. FYI
Dude,
Yur a stupid idiot! Are you on drugs?