Over at BigLeagueCity.com, they list roughly 12 reasons why we should all vote “YES!” on March 4th for Ford Center improvements. The list is pretty good, but it seems to be lacking some key points. Over the next week and a half we’ll be adding our own important items to the list…important items that our civic leaders may have missed.
Tonight we reveal important reason number 13. It’s a pretty simple one:
13. Cheerleaders with guns
That’s worth a penny on every dollar…right?
I’m thinking of moving back into OKC just so I can vote!
Can you find some of the Sonic cheerleaders holding guns? Probably not since they are too busy hugging trees and sipping Lattes…..
Any vote that encourages ladies to wear cheerleading outfits can not be a bad thing. Perhaps, if the mouth-breathers were told that its not only an NBA team but NBA cheerleaders with their dances and calenders and such… then they would vote for it.
Sure it would compete with their Victoria’s Secret catalog, but this nation embraces competition.
2 things that will always get my vote: 1) guns, 2) skanks
when it comes to women, we’ve all paid a lot more money for a lot less, right? right?
Not one finger on the trigga
They gotta keep their fingers free for other things.
crap…I got drool in my keyboard